no education jobs? help me pls

>>1450718
free money? instantly?

when you find out, let me know pls

>>1450722
i said jobs you twat

>>1450724
RIP JOBS>>1450724

>>1450718
Freelance.

If you develop some quick proficiency with web programming (e.g. PHP, MySQL, HTML, CSS, etc.), you can easily whore yourself out on freelancr and make a decent amount of cash. This is particularly the case if you speak proficient English.

People I know who do so tend to vary in their income but seem to net around $10-20/hr.

>>1450718
I hear there's a demand you could service in truck stop bathrooms.

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>>1450810
Befriending truck drivers??

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>>1450817
exactly
you make the real cash when they try to pretty-woman you

Restaurant management. Thank me later

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>>1450846
CORRELATION IS NOT CAUSATION.

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>>1450911
>implying lonely white, Maine divorcees weren't stuffing down the margarine to fill the empty void in their heart

>>1450718
None. Best job you can get in the US with no edumacation is trucking, and that requires commitment and a loan to get the license for.

>>1450718
Salesman, thank me later

>>1450718
Same thing but as an undocumented Pakistani immigrant in France/Europe?
Getting a job seems to require to have the papers, and getting the papers requires to have a job.

just sent out invites to my cash poker game.

Nobody responded.

Sitting here alone with my cards and chips feeling sad.

>>1451917
Sitting here alone with my cards, chips, and cash feeling sad*

>>1450846
>divorce rate
>consumption of fat products
I see a direct link here

>>1451915
Try Eastern Europe. I hear they're astoundingly amenable to Muslim immigrants.

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>>1451959
They sure look like nice folks. For some reasons it has to be within the European Union though, preferably in France or Sweden/Denmark.

>>1450718
Good with your hands?

Find a trade job you think you can do, apply to a union and start as an apprentice.

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Bitcoin lottery.

You put in .1 bitcoin, winner take all.

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>>1451917
Where?

>>1452004
Guess. If you get it correctly I'll PayPal you $20.

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>>1450718
suck dicks my man
ez cash, no education needed, plus you get free calories and protein if you swallow