I need to get a tolerable job by the end of the month

>>1450458
Take a job that will make you want to kill yourself, ideally the highest paying one.
Then don't.
I decided I don't want to type anything else here.

>>1450480
may as well neck myself now t b h f a m

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>>1450458
I need a job that won't make me want to kill myself

God for fuck's sake people like you think there are jobs that are "too low" for you.

>I'm so fucking autistic I couldn't even figure out applying to college.
>I'm an autistic neet, age 18, and after getting no experience I'm being told to "b adult now"

For fuck's sake if you don't have ANY work experience what makes you think you can work in a pharmacy tech? Any specialised job will need some sort of certification or qualification if they don't provide the training.

If you have nothing don't be too picky. I worked at Subway almost full time before going to college

>>1450458
Literally me a year ago. Even the pharmacy tech job. The manager said I seemed angry in the interview and that my personality wouldn't cut it. Im 19 now though and got a job as a food server and it pays hella good. Like $500 a week for working 20hrs. Still getting pretty close to killing myself though.

>>1450489
>$500 a week for working 20hrs.
WHAT KIND OF MAKE BELIEVE WORLD IS THIS??? Are you a chef or something?

>>1450482
Then do that.
If you can't hack it literally kill yourself, that is always an option.
Fight the good fight.
I was going to give a detailed story about my "struggle" but I've decided to abbreviate it to "do your part"
If you ever aren't "doing your part" grab the rope.

M8 your gonna get a job in fast food/cashier/whatever and your gonna fuckin hate it. But that's life. If you went to College, you'd be doing that to support yourself. Without rich ass parents, that's how it works for everyone. Can you get lucky as fuck and get into a good business? Yup, but don't count on it unless your connections have connections. It's just the way life works man.

t. 19 year old guy who started working at wendys 2 weeks ago and makes 6-700$ bi-weekly. Yes it sucks, no I can't support myself, but welcome to the real world, it fuckin sucks but nothings worse than pussying out and killing yourself/becoming NEET.

>>1450508
>killing yourself/becoming NEET.
I'd argue that killing yourself is the better option, at least for the people that care about you. Assuming you know you cannot cut it, kill yourself in the armed forces, single car accident etc.

>>1450510
I would have joined the armed forces if I could have

just asthsma my lungs up senpai

>>1450508
Non-existance sounds comfier than constant misery

>>1450512
Then steal a car and single car "accident" that shit.
If you know you are a burden, just end it.

>>1450508
spoken like a man. respect

>>1450516
remember to disable the safety pillows b4 that
ur gonna be in more shit if they will actually save your life

>>1450489
> seemed angry in fhe interview

How do you guys not do interviews well? Just smile for ten minutes, answer the questions truthfully (if you're bad at fibbing), thank them for their consideration and gtfo.

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I make 400-500 bucks from the internet monthly and live with parents so I don't pay for shit which means I have 500 bucks to spend in anything I want including 8+/10 escorts (its 150/h) here.

I would rather kill myself than workcuck to remain poor without not getting any 7+ pussy due subChad status. It's nonsense.

Im not aspie enough to finish a STEEM/law/finances degree and that's what you need to go throught 5+ years of not getting any 7+ pussy while Chad fucks the girl you fap too next door, and im 27 so im too old anyway and wages pay like shit in spain anyway.

Im living the ideal lifestyle realistically. Waking up at whatever hour I want, fucking impossible-to-fuck-for-free-unless-chad girls and going to gym and laying in the sun.

I'll keep making ad revenue and investing in random shit and maybe I make big bucks someday.

All other options are dogshit.

>>1451188
tell me your ways of making ad revenue so I can show my parents income/doing shit so they back off, that would be good enough for them.

>>1450512
You can't perceive non-existence, so it's not comfy. Consider this: if you give up easily (kill yourself), and you "reincarnate" (more on this later), it's pretty likely that you'll end up a failure again, and may even kill yourself again, which means that when you exist, you are miserable, and when you don't exist, you don't feel good either, you just don't feel at all. So if you don't want to be miserable long term, you should put some effort into living. Obviously, reincarnation sounds like bullshit, but over a really really long timescale you are very likely to be born again (although it can be argued that that person is not you, just has their atoms arranged in a way that's very similar to yours). The universe won't last forever, but it may be infinite in size, which is basically the same thing, or maybe there are multiverses, etc, etc.
I'm not trying to deter you from suicide, you don't sound like you'll actually kill yourself, just putting my two cents in.

>>1450458
Do u really think your FIRST job is going to be tolerable? Cuz that's really fucking naive.
Go fill out a McDonalds application. You can find a better job when you've proven you are a good worker.

>>1450458
Join an office temping agency

It's not hard and youll end up gaining shit to put on your CV. If you hate an assignment just don't go back.

>>1450497
no, he said he's a server. you know, one of those cunts who gives me like 3% for doing all the actual fucking cooking. Fuck you man, we work like 12 hour days every day and my BOSS breaks down crying because he can't afford to send his kids to college and you're bragging about your 500 dollars. curl up and die already