Want to be a billionaire?

>>1440027

These threads are hilarious OP please do more.

>>1440027
What about a portable pool?

>>1440027
Those are a dime a dozen. Indeed, monster, craigslist, glassdoor, etc

>>1440027
So like Uber for the hood?

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>Yo dawg, I need to pick you up for a job, I'll pay $75 for an hour of your time. Risk level is 3/10. Just drop off van to this warehouse and make sure you don't get pulled over.

>>1440027
op do u mean freelancing

I mean "I'll may you X amount of dollars to perform a task for me - i.e. pick up my shopping, fix something for me at home, set up a package I ordered, mow my lawn etc."

>>1440027
where did you get an idea like that?

>>1440027
it's called task rabbit

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>>1440192

>>1440197
i had the same idea, 6 months ago. and i have already begun coding on this. i only ask , cuz i dont know if ione of my employees leaked our business model..

have fun trying to do what we have tho .
u have a long way to go from idea and exection
and a lot of money to get reputable business to want to participate.

other wise u just got a peice of crap that no one uses.

if u wanna work for us , send me ur email , u seem passionate about the concept .

>>1440203
>leaked our business model..

lmfao

What the fuck are you implying? It's not like no one could think of this.

>>1440203

Yo this is easily some of the funniest shit I've read on here in a few weeks.

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>>1440203

>>1440207
Go hang on page 1 for a bit, friend.

buy money

>>1440027
Shitty idea.

Disrupt pet waste cleanup.

Airbnb for car trunks

>>1440165
Yo, wait. You may be onto something.
How much can you compress water?

>>1440477
you cannot compress it, but you sure can create water powder senpai

>>1440485
>Just add water

>>1440203
Is this Jason? We built our own site faggot! You lose game over! When's the last time you logged in to check the team's code? You do nothing all day and now it. Is. Over.

>>1440521
Top fucking kek

>>1440538
fucking rekt Jason, rip

>>1440538
>check the teams code.

lol, all the companies code is protected under contract.

also.

while team B was hitting the clubs,
team A has already pivoted, and crowdfunded 300k dollars worth of pledges to make a prototype of a much more flexible, less click demanding , simple need app ,

we spoke with Cal Iken at Ycombinator , and when they heard the new concept, they immediately had us out for cigars in palo alto.

Want to get rich?

KNEEPAD
VENDING
MACHINES

>>1440167
yeah but they all suck shit.

what made uber good is it came up with a good phone app for selling yourself to drive people around.

it also took care of the legal issues that might appear.