Help, how to get rich

>>1439085
I feel like I shouldn't even have to point out how preposterous your scheme is

>>1439085
Do people still fall for this in 2016? Cmon, you didn't even try.

index fun m'boy

>>1439082
well op. you got two options. whoring your butthole out or selling meth. i don't know. i don't really care.

>>1439082
Start a business buying wanted stuff for cheap off of yard sales and resell for face value.

>>1439182
Get out buddy, fupachan doesn't want you here.

>>1439082
Buy a food truck

>>1439185
What does face value mean? Sorry i,m stupid and english is not my first language.

$20 will buy a good set of kneepads.. It gives you the power to create unlimited wealth as long as you dedicate your life 24/7

>>1439260
I was on vacation when this meme came, what does it even mean?

>>1439264
Dick sucking.

That 20 will practically pay itself after 2 good hours.

>>1439085
Why dont you just tell me where to put my bitcoins, and I will split the profit with you?

>>1439194
Agree

>>1439276
put it on poloniex and buy ETC.. it will soon be the same price as ETH.. instant riches

>>1439200
Actual value. To take something "at face value" is to accept it as it is, but the person you replied to was slightly misusing the term.

>>1439082
Put it all on black

>>1439082
Start a business. Get your car dealer's license and buy used cars at dealer only auctions. Then sell them for 25% profit/car. It's this fucking easy. Always has been.

have you tried nimirum.org referral links

>>1439367
That looks like a scam.

>>1439082
Buy a mobile home park

>>1439363
Have you done this? I tried and there's a weird law where I live, that in order to get a dealer license you need a physical location. In my attempt to get a physical location, they wanted to see my dealers license. Bit of a catch 22, eventually I gave up.

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anyone?

The only way is to invest on crypto. A guaranteed one is to own 21+ BTC, in the long term it will be worth a ton since that puts you in the top 1% of holders so it's physically impossible to not be rich.

If you can't wait 10 years, invest on alts that pump hard. ETC for example, has made people rich with the last pump, and looks like its about to pump again.

No high risk no high reward. You'll stay a poorfag with grandpa tier investments like stocks and mutual funds.

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Guess i just go fuck myself

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>>1439082
Pay unemployed desperate English majors to write you 19 or so books on bait tier subjects. Use the remaining money to buy a bait tier website like "easysuccess4you" to advertise your books through. Pour a few thousand into advertising through baity ads.

Sell them on amazon Kindle self published ebooks.

Enjoy your thousands per month indefinitely income.

Now gtfo and never mention this to anyone

>>1439082
Start a business you fucking drongo

>>1439082
Yed