Best of /biz/?

>>1438926
She deserved every bit of that.

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Deleting some /biz/ items I had saved so will dump here if anyone is intetested

>>1438926

Is this actually possible to happen

I cringed really hard

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And my favorite

>>1438962

CHIP WARMER

>>1438926
I thought this thread was really damn funny. It was in 2014 after the bitcoin peak when cryptotards were predicting bitcoin would reach $5k per coin within a year due to TA on a longterm log chart.

https://warosu.org/biz/thread/S304903

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>>1438953

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TAXES

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>>1439339
Bears and windows

>>1438962
Fuck, I forgot about this

>>1438962
I've been looking for you.
Do you have the screencap of the original thread too?

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the thread is still up

>>1438926
how is that even possible kek well deserved

>>1439445
No I don't have a cap. The funniest part of it was this dude Riley had been posting for weeks that he had an idea he needed help with. Wanted to know how to build a prototype and get a patent but was real secretive about what the device was.

Finally said it was a simple device that would revolutionize kitchens around the world, affordable to everyone and fit on a shelf.

Needless to say I was intrigued, until he caved in and revealed his idea: a tortilla chip warmer for that "classic Mexican restaraunt warmth", and that was his prototype drawing.

>>1439332
>>1439339
>>1439341
None of this is at all funny or /biz/ related, gtfo Riley.

>>1439448
That was some good shit.

>>1439448
Not funny. Stop forcing your thread.

>>1438926
That seems more like best of liberalism.

>>1438926
One I didnt screencap but in the early days of /biz/ this guy posted who was a 60 something tear old gay pill addict IRS agent and he was doing a sort of informal AMA before offing himself because he'd been caught not filing taxes and the back taxes owed were like 600k

>>1439659
Normal metal tortilla dinner table holder....thing. peltier/candle warmer. Profit

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>>1439877
Im OP. that was some random other guy. I know it's a barely-amusing shitpost.

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>>1439659

>>1439448
>>1440819
oh shit, theres beef here folks

>>1438926
This can't be real

>>1440933

It isn't. That contract would be considered to be unconscionable and thrown out almost immediately in real life.

>>1438946
Is this duck?

>>1438926
There was a thread a while ago where some guy was spouting some conspiracy theory about the blockchain being created by the nsa. It was really funny at first because shills got all assblasted but then it got a little interesting. Anyone know how to get a link to the archive?

>>1439659
I was there for the original threads but unfortunately I didn't have the foresight to cap them.

>"classic Mexican restaurant warmth"
Still gets me every time.

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>>1439086

>>1441111
Mohammed plus leave

anyone have the picture of the guys that bought shares just to go to shareholder meetings and get free food

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One of my favorites. Could be straight up trolling but I believe there are people this stupid on here.

Anyone still have a screencap of the dinosaur sexbook? Shit was cash.

>>1441522
Can confirm. There are people this stupid on here

>>1439659
Shit I think I was there too. Either that or it was a cap.

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>>1441376
No but now I want it too.

>>1438926
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>>1441836

no one saved the alaskan autist's posts? what a shame.

Does anyone remember the guy that wanted to profit off of the black lives matter movement and got doxxed?