What are some /biz/ approved methods of suicide?

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>>1434553

Not being a little bitch and not investing in retarded memestocks

Kneepad suffocation

You're probably memeing but remember that time heals everything, literally everything.

Invest every last cent you have in mstx.

>>1434579
Why invest into MSTX?

>>1434553
I literally did the same thing haha, what's your basis? I only had like 7-8 hundred in it

>>1434629
I just had it on watch.
I didn't even read the er.

>>1434553

Just baghold it. It'll take a few weeks maybe but it'll bounce back.

>>1434553
Oh boy.

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>>1434566

Gold plated 357 magnum.

No suicide note.

>>1434617

why not?

When it comes down to it, we're all just a bunch of degenerate gamblers.

Why did I buy this stock?
I'm retarded.
People who listen to /rgt/ always lose money.

>>1434553
A Machete, a monsanto corporate office and a blaze of glory.

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>>1434553
>buying GEVO

buy low
sell lower

>I have this and CLCDW

200 bucks down the drain

Who bought Valeant? fuck yeah 25%

>>1434553
Use all available relatives, lines of credit, payday loans, etc...

Buy cheap puts on a meme stock. Do something IRL to get their stock price down. If you succeed you'll be a millionaire easily and can retire. If not, kys.