I saw this and I need to get rich to fuck god tier blondies.

>>1432871
Sell me your 21 BTC for slightly less then market and you will have $10,000. You can use that to buy all the hookers.

>>1432871
why dont' you just monetize your skills as a psychic by predicting who will pay you the most for bj's?

>learn guitar
>join a decent rock/metal band that plays gigs
>get your free blondes

It's failproof and will only take 2-3 years.

But you have to know that you'll get bored quickly and be depressed, just like dicaprio.

>>1433138

Can confirm.

If barebacking women is your idea of success, the only two avenues of life are getting involved with porn or the entertainment industry. The rest is all memes.

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>>1432871
>21 btc

My nigger

>>1433009
Nah, I already make 400 bucks from adsense. I don't spend it all on hookers but at least 1 a month to not go insane.

Downside is I live with my parents but I have no options anyway, living alone and paying for shit requires a high paying job and im from spain so good luck with that in here. I also only have HS diploma and that's all since what's the point of studying if you will never get rich and you'll be a cuck in some job that bores you.

>>1432871
>Only 21

if you think it'll get you rich, think big.

Get at least 211 btc

>>1433138
>It's failproof
You are insane. You would need higher status than some no name band, you would need to look good anyway.

>>1433157
Indeed but I dont want to be famous. I cant fuck on camera its just not for me and porn sucks unless you are a top tier paid actor. Entertainment industry is a lottery.
I wish I could fuck hookers bareback.

>>1433280
21 is the ideal long term holding. Of course I will aim for more but I will not take big risks until I reach 21. After 21 I will start doing bets on the altcoin market. I would buy 10 BTC worth of ETC right now if I could.

>>1433283
It doesn't take long pussy

21 is under $20k, you can earn that in 2 months if you wanted to.

>>1433285
I want to, yet i don't see how im making 10k a month.

Owning 21 BTC is rare as fuck, period.

yup

>>1433280
>211 btc

What? You'd have to be rich in the first place to get 211 btc

>>1434501
yeah its nonsense

>>1432871
Dump that bullshit and buy every bit of spot crude that you can then wait. Oil WILL revert to mean and when it does everyone who bought below $60 will be richer than their wildest dreams.

>>1434501
124,449.91 USD yeah

>>1433297
>Poorfag detected

>>1435115
cope

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>>1434750
>dump bitcoin guize

>>1436107
If you don't at least have 200 btc, then kys right now, seriously. We have been telling you to buy since 2011. Now you cant afford them and you are coping hard.

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>>1434501
No. I distinctly remember an online deal years ago that was giving away bitcoins for free. I read the ad and thought that it was such a fucking stupid idea. If I had thought so otherwise I'd be a millionaire today.

>>1436120
stfu 99% on this board has been a nocoiner in denial until recently