I want to be at the next Olympics. How do you even qualify if

Oops, wanted to post it on /sp/ but it's still relevant for /biz/:

Would I even earn money by just appearing at the Olympics? Even $1,000 or some ludicrous sum for participating?

>>1430586
A country can send the 2 top people also your a faggot

>>1430589
But what if the country barely has 2 athletes to send? Could work, no?

>>1430592
Let say Africa because we all know they can't swim so you are white so you can become there swimmer. Also your still a faggot

>>1430592
But you have to worry about the whole part of them wanting to kill all white people. You might have to work that out but on the other hand your an faggot

>>1430598
It's me (the faggot) on another machine.

"You're" not "your". Thanks.

You have to pass qualifying round

The shittiest countries don't even go to the olympics

>>1430619
Kek