How can I start Investing in the Stock Market?

>>1427547
Oh lawd

>>1427547
no

>>1427547
Stop.

>>1427547

lurk the /rgt/ threads

>>1427597
Why you gotta be a dick like that?

>>1427547
Short VIX

>>1427547
I'll be helpful anon.

> www.fool.com

They have like an investing 101 article series that will teach you the basics.

>>1427547
Give me all your money and let me invest it for you

You can just open up an account at whatever brokerage firm if you've really got no idea. The level of service will vary largely. I still use the Edward Jones account my parents opened for me as a child. Probably not the best I could do but there's more to life than micromanaging trades.

>>1427547
tastytrade.com/tt/shows/step-up-to-options/episodes/ep-11-series-introduction-07-14-2015

>>1427547
Well, you can read about the basics pretty much everywhere.
For me it's the other way around. My problem is, I know the basic theories but don't have the money to actually make money or get experienced.
Currently I'm only investing in bluechips with a little more than 2k. Not efficient, not really funny. I'm going to make like 100 extra bux per month after paying the trading fees. (Chose a really bad model where you pay 10 bux for every sell or buy instead of monthly, thought I wouldn't really trade often..). On the other hand, I haven't really spent time on it lately. Strategic advice? Thought about putting 300 on some really high votality russian company. Just out of interest.