Post your business waifu Pic related: would totally eat her butt.

>>1425159
I hate 4chan. I mean, there's the rare interesting thread, but half or more of each fucking board is shit like this spammed over and over like it's funny, except it doesn't have even the modicum of thought that humor requires. There is no joke. It's just a thing. Shitposts are just things. Barely even entities spontaneously brought into the the mind of some idiot. It's like they're the antiparticles to ideas, because ideas are at least demonstrable proof that someone is capable of thought.

You suck. Everyone that contributes to the shit state this place is in and has always been in sucks. You are why we cannot have anything fun, and you waifu is pasty-faced, lying garbage. Who does she think she is, anyway. Steve Jobs? Turtlenecks are for innovators that at least don't get BTFO upon evaluation of their fraudulent business claims. Fuck off, OP, go die.

I'll see you tomorrow.

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>>1425169
Here is your (You)

Someone post the yahoo girl. I'd definitely destroy her pusspuss

>>1425169
this was the most romantic thing i've ever saw. Your my waifu.

>>1425159
Who is she. Need more pics to decide.

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>>1425177

>>1425244
muuh dick

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Elizabeth Parrish
My immortal business waifu.

>>1425159
>ywn slip your nanodick into her
>she will never claim it works perfectly even though it isn't hard

>>1425447
Kek.

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At least she won't take all my hard earned money.

>>1425159
She has a fishy face, big nose, eyes too big and put together, weird face.

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>>1425717

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Karen Finerman, jew obviously, but what the hell, we're in /biz/ here, right? Like that she's tall, lean and a good frame.

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The one true waifu of /biz/.

>>1425159

>Saying you would eat that mans hairy butt

>>1426020

Explain or leave.

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>>1425244
Hot but daily reminder:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcSujceZDmg

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>not wanting to stick it up Ivanka's ass

what are you doing with your life?

>>1426030
Why should we explain to noobs? Lurk more.

>>1426030

>not knowing who that is

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>>1426401
Wtf dropped.

>>1425169
Is this pasta?

>>1426401
what a perfect flaw holy moly

>>1425169
I want you to sit on my face.

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>>1425169
+1

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>not being an old woman's boy toy

>>1425717
Retire your dick.