Why not adopt a child for tax purposes?

>>1423383
Children are only an asset if you can leverage them for higher welfare payments or if they grow to be successful enough that you can guilt trip them into funding your retirement.

It will NEVER come out to be a net positive, and you'll just be left raising someone else's kid.

thats cucked

>>1423394
The vast majority of the costs of raising a child are housing and care. I already have those in excess, and the marginal costs of additional food, clothing and transportation pale in comparison to the tax savings. Plus, teenagers don't absolutely need supervision, just access to basic guidance.

Probably also a good idea not to pick a pothead or underage drinking paint huffer.

>>1423427
Sounds like you've really thought it through. I look forward to reading about how some emotionally distant teenager slit your throat, hate-fucked your trachea, and provided time stamped pictures of a sharpie in your ass for /b/.

>>1423427
They all have issues. Sorry to break it to you. Better off adopting infants

>>1423383
>a pedo tries to come up with a justifiable way to adopt a child using income as an excuse

Go fuck yourself, you would spend more money on that child than any amount of tax would save, so taxes should NOT even come into your equation.

Raise another man's child? Disgusting, thats only for beta cucks.

>>1423383
>saving money with (((deductions)))
Oh vey good goy spend $150k to send your child to study liberal arts and get a $30k tax return!

>>1423427
>adopting teenagers
They have severe mental disorders quite frequently because of near constant abuse, and neglect. Retraining someone who has been conditioned in a shithole environment is not a simple task. They are often violent, and have no concept of discipline or long term planning, as well as frequently being substantially behind on education from moving around constantly or playing hooky (since they were never punished for it).

>Adopting at all
Intelligence is heavily hereditary, so your odds of getting a kid worth a damn are pretty low, since smart people tend not to need to put their kids up for adoption. Not saying you can't train a kid to be disciplined and mildly successful, but that takes serious effort. No effort in means the kid probably won't go to college, so you'd lose your incentives right off the bat. For the effort required to actually do it correctly and get decent deductions, you'd be better of picking up some job on the side and just earning more money.

If you are going to adopt, financial benefits should not be on the list of reasons to do so.

i am 16, adopt me.

>>1425417
>adopting someone posting on 4chan.

You're already a lost cause. Not worth the shekels.