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Hello /biz/nessmen,
I have a particularly European problem.
I work at a large supermarket and recently 2 colonies of gypsies (real full blown gypsies, not Irish travellers) have settled in the area. Needless to say, this brings a lot of problems.
They've already raided one of our competitors by entering the store with over a hundred at a time and basically stealing it empty.
We have very limited security and that's why I have this question.
How do I keep the fuckers out?
Keep in mind that I can't break the law and I can't call the cops since gypsies are protected by the EU because of the whole 'stealing is muh culture' thing.
How do I keep them out so they don't steal us out of business, senpai?
Thanks in advance.
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Buy a couple of shirts that say SECURITY.
have every employee wear them along with some cheap Baofeng radios, and holster to carry pepper spray.
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>>1410743
Install fire alarm sprinklers, but hook them up to a diluted solution of water and pepper spray. I can't imagine anyone wants go to your store anyway, but at least youll go out with a bang.
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Introduce slavs into the ecosystem.
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>>1410743
Just pretend like you live in a big US city, and conduct all your transactions after 6pm through 4 inches of bulletproof glass.
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>>1410743
beat the shit out of them - that is the only cure
they will come back in numbers with knives and bats
then do this>>1410855
slavs are cheap and hate gypsies
you will need to tell slavs to attack gypsies on different places too, like the whole neighborhood
you still have Poles there, right? Ukrainians? if you are in Ireland you should have Croats too...there are surely some unemployed ones fresh of the boat
generally if you beat gypos when they bring their "cavalry" they will crap their pants and leave you alone for a year or so
later just hire one to stand at the entrance with a poorly hidden bat
croats fixed their gypsy issue in ww2 by mass murder which works just fine too but I doubt it is feasible now
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