How do I start investing? I need some serious advice withing

>>1409621
I think /biz/ needs a second wiki with investing 101 or something, because there are questions like this all the time. How do we petition for wiki amendments?

I suggest reading the art of the deal

>>1409628

I'am looking for answers not your opinion.

>>1409639
alright ass hole, anon was making a point that these fucking questions are asked every day.
heres a retards guide to investing.
1.find value in something
2.do research and find companies that you believe will grow the value of whatever it is youre investing in
3.invest

over time, when you gain money, create a portfolio to mitigate risk of higher beta stocks.

start looking into $KNPD, $WJCK, or $PEPE

>>1409639
Don't be a cock, when you ask a question you humble yourself and facilitate a discourse.

Read "The Intelligent Investor", it's on Amazon for like 8 bucks.

>>1409639
Wow what a piece of shit. Lurk more faggot.

>>1409621
invest in kneepads, you'll need them

>>1409639
Tip: GoFuckABeehive

Buy a stock.

Boom you have invested.

>>1409664
8 bucks looooooooooool

>>1409628
OP'is looking for answers not your stinkin opinion

>>1409621
I think you need to pick up some stock options.
If I understand it correctly, they allow you the "option" to buy "the stock".
Assuming you know Robin Hood, that is.
I think that's the password, or something.

>>1409621
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=How+do+I+start+investing%3F

>>1409954
OP is a ****ing idiot.

Why the hell would anyone ask /biz/ anything? You just get shit like this:

>>1409887
>>1409884
>>1409639

If OP wants to learn to invest, he shouldnt ask a bunch of retards crap he doesnt know they dont know.