GIVE ME ALL OF YOUR MONEY! How do you react to this unfortunate

>>1408274

Tell her that she can either walk away or kill me and go on the run from murder charges

*teleport behind her*
"Nothing personal"
*draw katana and slice her in half in one fluid motion*
"...kid"

Rape

I only carry about $100 on me in cash at most, approximately 0.1% of my networth at the moment

>>1408274
give her all my money???
profit???

>>1408274
POCKET SAND

Which is coincidentally all of my money.

>>1408274
Give me the gun first, I'll have to go to a pawn shop after that.

>>1408274
Whisper into coat sleeve and give the guy a bit of a sideways glance:
"Agent Wicander, DEA, you're under arrest for the threatening of a federal agent."

>>1408274
Do you take cheque, or TRUMPcoins?

>>1408344
How to get shot 101

>>1408274
I don't carry cash bro. He might ask me to go to the atm with him, but more likely he would take my wallet and phone and I'd have a shitty few days cancelling my cards, getting a new license, reporting my phone stolen, tracking my phone, etc.

File: 1467705727130.jpg (59KB, 590x479px) Image search: [Google]

59KB, 590x479px

>>1408274

>>1408274
Heh, the gun isn't even loaded, hotshot

>>1408444
that trick isn't going to work twice Dredd

>>1408274
Jokes on you! I went all in on ethereum, so killing me is actually doing a favour.

>>1408274
I only carry €50 with me, a cheap Huawei phone, and a blue Visa debit card (the most basic one).

I also have no car, no watch, discreet clothes, and nothing remarkable.

No one knows I'm a millionaire, so situation in OP never happens to me.

>>1408274
I'm afraid that my autism would make me go "hurr durr no because this isn't fair" instead of just giving him his 200. It's not worth the risk. I really really hope I'm delusional about my fear of fighting back. Because these savages are dumb enough to kill you/permanently disable you for the amount of money you'd spent on one trip to the store..

Unless you own a store, that would make a difference because you don't want to be labeled as a store that's easy to hit.

>>1408274
I would pull down my pants and fuck that hole.

>>1408274
>hands over $10

File: 1528694_710750102283531_78478855_n.jpg (61KB, 960x638px) Image search: [Google]

61KB, 960x638px

>>1408287

CRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGEEEEEEE

>>1408274
dunno.
the logical thing would be to give up the little money i have on me.
but i think i would take offense and would try to fucking murder any fag that points a weapon at me.

Feign cooperation and go full /k/ if given the opportunity

Jokes on her, I don't even carry cash.

>>1408335
underrated post

Give him my empty wallet

>>1408274
"D-do you take trump coins??"

>>1409650
>Feign cooperation and go full /k/ if given the opportunity
better to feign a heart attack

>>1409681
Yeah. I will really sell it by shitting my pants

>cops arrive
>that smell
>Blood, shit, and shell casings everywhere
>this is going to be the best episode of cops ever

click "submit tax return"

>>1408274
I'd invest in the robber and give them all of my money on hand to buy bullets and body armor and a vehicle so he can rob more people and move on to higher crimes and expect to make my invest back in half a year in weekly dividends

>>1409686
Yes sir I shit myself intentionally.

>>1408274
Bite her in the neck
worked twice before

>>1409693
>expect to make my invest back
you are the greatest fool in this thread then
>>1409695
works for virgins

OK here u go

>>1408303
This

>>1408274
start jerking off

I am poorer than you are, most likely. If I were rich however, you should know that I don't carry around my fortune in my back pocket, so robbing me at gunpoint, risking an aggravated assault charge, might only net you a few hundred dollars.

Still seem like a good idea?

>>1409827
>only a few hundred dollars
>already in the process of robbing yo bitch ass
Yeah sounds good m7.

File: 12512665_531959316976545_2245767570481572730_n.jpg (57KB, 776x903px) Image search: [Google]

57KB, 776x903px

>>1409826
>get shot in the dick
>no money will ever help you recover
>start doing more drugs
>gg

>>1408447
my nigga

yeeaah I dont go out at night without a piece, usually its just a knife because im too young for a CC permit. also im a gunfag so I could spot a fake gun easily


>if its real
give the $20 or so im carrying and track the fucker down later
>if its fake
transform into moon man and take send a minority to his grave

>>1408274
>hands up non-threateningly, palms about shoulder level and facing towards soon-to-be-bitch
>let the bitch keep talking
>ask bitch questions
>wait for bitch to get antsy/talk once more, be dumb enough to walk closer to act intimidating
>use hands to grab wrist and gun - quickly turn gun towards the thumb while stepping slightly to the outside
>bitch can now either pull the trigger and risk hitting himself, or you can headbutt bitch, preferably in the nose
>bitch goes down
>claim free gun

>>1408274
Grab all the money in my wallet and throw it all up in the air.
Calmly walk away

>>1408274
>I have Ebola
>Begin licking currency

>>1408274
>I can't, because most of it is in my bank account

Who /the only thing of value on their person is their motorola flip phone/ here?

I wish him and the $10 he gets from a crooked pawn shop the best.