Life is scary.
>>1407599
> SPENGINGS
>>1407599
What the fuck is? A budget for a ten people's lifetimes?
>>1407599
Why do you need so much of everything?
>>1407627
first off. wat the faq.
second, you have a 30 year fixed mortgage at .3, nice get.
third, fuel is too high. you have 10 cars (why)
fourth, cut your utilities expenses by turning off the fucking AC during the night.
fifth I really cant tell what im looking at here, but you have no savings.
my advice is sell your meme garage. youre not jay leno
>>1407627
>3 children
Your number of children must have been a really big factor in that one 30k wedding, or that ridiculous number of vacations you must have been taking your children on long into their adulthood.
Other bits of WTFery:
>Almost 30k on 400 phones?
>Spent half as much as you did on food on clothing
>400k house and no income tax
>10 cars, averaging 40k a piece
>>1407653
>wat the faq.
I know that /biz/ tries to be a more serious board than the others, but holy shit, fuck off back to >>>/reddit/ you underaged faggot.
>>1407661
>that edge
for the record i have a CPA in one of the hardest states to get one
>>1407599
>spengings
>>1407675
Ok
You still need to go back
>>1407599
>spendings
>>1407599
I"ll use this thread to tell my store.
>go a small digital agency
>lost partners (for other segments)
> work as freelancer and got some developers to work for me
> too much on my mind, too much cost
>my accout is negative since january
>i'm stuck in OVERDRAFT
can't gettting out. sorry biz, i'm broke as fuck
>>1407599
74 years? Average salary of $65k?
No indexing?
I don't follow what this sheet is showing.
The assumptions are kindergarten-tier
>>1407599
>0 income tax
how
>>1407766
Texas
>>1407825
Where's federal tax?
>>1407599
Wasted dubs. Some quality bait you cooked up here though OP.
>>1407599
r u ok?
>>1407675
What are you talking about? It is standardized and you can transfer to other states.
>60,000 dollars in home furnishings
Life is scary if you're retarded and spoiled.
>>1407599
Are you drunk?
>>1407599
>this is what passes as accounting in britbongistan
>>1407599
Remove $6,655 in cars (buy a used Prius once) and you'll obtain a balanced sheet, leaving the okay sum of $1 for your funeral
>>1407599
What's scary is that you waste your entire income on a bunch of unnecessary crap.
Whats with the 400 phones?
>>1407988
>requirements vary from state to state
>explaining this to a high schooler
>>1407599
>house is biggest investment
>spending so much money on useless stuff
You could have bought so many assets with that much money, that you could be a whealthy multi-millionaire and wouldn't need to work anymore
Stop buying shit that cost you money! Invest it! This is this is basic stuff
>>1407599
>SPENGINGS
>mfw I live on less than 20,000 a year, currently around 17000 actually, in one of the ten highest cost of living cities in the US
>and I live damn well, eat like a king, and 2000 of that is just vacation/travel budget (almost 12% of total spending)
>have a nice apartment in affluent safe area right near downtown
>wear all high quality clothing and have the best cosmetics/hygiene products available
Have you tried NOT being retarded?
>>1407992
This. I spend max a few hundred a year on house stuff. Maybe about 100-200 on average.
>there are people this bad at simple excel formatting
Job security feels that much better every day.
>>1409135
False.
Is this a 30 year budget? It's also incomprehensible for everyone unless you start explaining everything.
>>1409257
Yeah, calling bullshit
Could /biz/ possibly get any worse?
>>1409716
>5 or 7 levels of irony
>>1407599
why do you have 10 cars nigger?
>>1407599
>>1407605
>SPENDINGS!!!
>>1407730
join military
it is ur emergency parachute, pull that cord