How would you turn this into 1 billion

I'd be happy with 10 million

>>1405925
Start a movie studio and go public while retaining a certain amount of ownership 80-90% at first. Ease down to 40-50% of so when it starts getting big.

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Borrow 100,000,000 Yen
Convert
Invest it all in a sovereign bond paying more than the costs of conversion and the interest on the loan
Sell to a greater fool/hold to short-term maturity (before loan due)
Rinse and repeat

>>1405925
By buying ETC

Build a highrise condo in NYC for $1 billion and be the controlling partner in the ownership entity. I'd use my $245 million as equity.

>Implying he could liquidate all 245million

>>1405925

Sucks 755 million dicks at $1 a pop. How else?

>>1405929
pretty much this

nigga needs to start a business

my suggestion

DiCaprio Pizza

>>1405930
you bastard. there is no soverign bond that offers anything better than 3% return, youd be fucked

>>1406124
idiot there are only 7 million people in this world dont forget half of those are females good luck finding 755 million dicks

>>1405925
Take out a business loan with the $245 million as collateral. Then make it a public conpany, and sell shares until i reach over a billion dollars. Sell steaks or some stupid shit. Make myself CEO and pay myself $1 billion as salary and then declare bankruptcy.

>>1406428
What are repeat customers?

If you're not going to do it right, why bother at all?

>>1406132
that's actually pretty cool name for pizza

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>>1406428
>only 7 million people in this world
But the population of Canada is 35 million

>>1406428
There are 7 BILLION you dunce. Though his plan is still impractical though. Assuming he can suck 1 dick every 5 minutes (he'd need to be real good) It would still take him 26 years sucking dick nonstop for 12 hours a day.

>>1406470
Fucking idiot..

>>1406506
Impractical sure, but you forget compound dick sucking. Einstein said compound dick sucking is the greatest force in the Universe

>>1408930
And the Pareto Principal!
20% of the dicks you suck give you 80% of your inCome

>>1405925
I'd buy low and sell high

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> Leo the actor has more money than the real Jordan Belfort

Loving every laugh! The meme of wall street!

>>1408945
Why is Jawdin Belfid not still in prison btw?

He hasn't given back the vast majority of the money he stole yet

>>1408945
belfort before he got caught had 500mil