HELP ME TO INVEST

$CARA, $AMD, $ANY

those will all do extremely well in the weeks/months

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>>1401641
They want you to leave my dude... Invest in an apartment oh loorrd

>>1401641
take it to a casino, go to a roulette table, bet it all on Black

you have a 48% chance of doubling your money which is a higher chance of making money than anything recommended by /biz/

im suprised that there are no /shitcoin/ responders yet

>>1401650
Lol, I live alone.

put it all on Ethereum, it guaranteed to double in value in a few months

>>1401663
Bad advice.

Use it as practice capital for when on your own income. Get to know the processes behind cryptotrading, stock trading. Diversify your capital for a nice starter portfolio.

Invest in stock and crypto. Buy some gold. Invest in P2P lending. Invest what you can afford to lose.

>>1401650
Ahahaha oh shit, shaved pork.

>>1401653
You also have a 52% chance of losing all your money, which is worse than most things /biz/ suggests.

I'm not short of cynicism myself, but go fuck yourself and your attitude. You are the ones making this place shit, if you don't like it just leave already.

>>1401641

I'd put a good deal of it in gold, preferably IAU and SLV. You'd might want to wait a few days until it trends up again from the second standard deviation.

>>1401641
>maximum return
You'll have to get over this attitude. Even if you get lucky it will be easy come easy go.
You can either adopt patience, diligence and dedication from the start or just pay $6000 to learn the hard way.

Diversify your investment and thoroughly research everything you're getting into. Cut it in $1-2k chunks and spread into different things. Get into crypto trading, learn to read the market there. Put some money into physical gold, some into index funds, etc. just so you have some more reliable funds to sitting in the back burner.

Lastly I suggest finding some sort of actual business to invest in. Something to start of your own. If you have a few grand to invest and time/patience to learn there are a lot of passive income investments that will pay you back many times over.

I mean fuck, you could probably put a few grand into a crypto mining operation. It won't pay you back fast but the way things stand there will always be something worthwhile to mine, and once you get your money back it's just pure profit rolling in reliably.

>>1401729

>. If you have a few grand to invest and time/patience to learn there are a lot of passive income investments that will pay you back many times over.

list them

>>1401715
>which is worse than most things /biz/ suggests
My ass.
Most of the shit /biz/ shills is utter crap.
I would take his roulette odds over going long on any of the shit penny stocks here.