Ask the greatest /biz/niss man of all time anything

Hopefully i am the new boss of /biz/

Should I break up with my gf? My station in life has improved significantly the last 6 months and I could probably do better.

Will TrumpCoin reach atleast a dollar?

when will we get a cryptocoin literally named cuckcoin

Will I have a lot of sex this year?

>>1401458
U.S. dollar crisis in 2017?

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>>1401501
i fuckin knew it

Am i a boss of my own life?

>>1401499
>>1401461
lmao

>>1401458
will i really pay 0% income tax if i make less than 20k?

Is commercial real estate the way to go?

>>1401458
is it a legit?

also >>1401467
lmaooo

will trumpcoin spike this weekend

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>>1401531

>>1401531
4 srs?

Should I buy AMD now and will it rise?

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>>1401549
Alrighty then, how about holding onto my NTDOY stock despite the recent plunges. Should I hold?

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>>1401550
Point taken. How about buying Amazon before earnings report? Should I buy?

>>1401551
I'd listen, it's scary how right he always is

>>1401458
Will TRUMPCOIN reach $100 per coin and would you endorse it?

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>>1401553
>mfw I'm going to start taking investment advice from a meme.

I guess I'm doing it. I'm buying as soon as the market opens today. Only The Donald can save me now.

should i go get something to eat

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>>1401559

k thx

Will you win.

Will i ever become a millonaire again?

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>>1401560
>>1401553
On shit, I got a 0 on my decision to use Donald's advice. What the fuck do I do now?! Do I still buy Amazon?

>>1401571
It's official, the Donald is playing with me. I'm still buying Amazon. You're not playing with me, are you, Mr. Trump?

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>>1401572
Even from the kek-ether, he brings the top bantz. In all seriousness though, buy Amazon, yes?

>>1401458
Is it worth hiring a patent attorney, or can I handle getting a utility patent without one? So far I can't even find a point of entry for reading about the proper patenting process on the USPTO site, but that might be because it's 2:30 am and I haven't slept.

>>1401567
Truth.

Will I ever get rich and fulfill my dreams?

>>1401458
I have an opportunity to go to another country to make big business, while I could have a mediocre but comfy salary hete. Shall I go abroad?

>>1401458
Shoud i invest in AC.PA

>>1401458
Is a degree in economics good?

Will I recover from my sickness soon?

>>1401458
Will I get an FO job at a Bulge Bracket or Elite Botique?

Am I wasting time?

>>1401550
>NTDOY
Do you think that nintendo will embrace mobile in the near future?

Should i take my losses and stop gambling in meme stocks?

Should I sell all my AMZN when you win?

IMNP hold or sell at loss?

>>1401458
Does Trump secretly like being blacked?

Does Trump lust after the BBC whenever he cuddles Melania

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Should I invest in the sex trafficking of under age Mexican girls? I moved to Texas and some guy wants me in it. He owns a roofy company and it all sounds shady. I think the dude is just insane.

>>1401458
Will you win elections?

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>>1401796

Will TrumpCoin make crypto great again?

>>1401820
Soo, is that a yes?

Am i a failure so far?

>>1401458
Ayy yo dotter git sum ur fuk???

>>1401458
Am I git sum ur dotter fuk on me???

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>>1401919
>>1401958

>>1401965
I git dis boipussy sum fuk

>>1401965
>>1401976
Imma blow ur bp da fuk out

>>1401458
Is Trumpcoin gonna be YUUGE?

>>1401458
If I don't make senior engineer next year, should I look for a new job?

>>1401788
Are you fuckin serious? Thank god Trump gave you the right answer.

Should I ask out my crush, Don?

>>1401824
Damn son, you got fired for asking dumb questions.

>>1401978
Not edgy enough. Try harder.

>>1401458
Will a finance/accounting degree be valuable 20 years into the future?

>>1401458

Yo, Donald! Do you believe all the bullshit that leaves our mouth?

Should I try to get people to pay for me to move them in on move in day for university apartments

>>1402056
I tear the head off ur pupper and shit down its throat then turn around and fuck the shit down its throat hole while I stroke its tell and finger its butt

Will trumpcoin reach at least $10?

>>1401458
Is trump coin going to the moon?

>>1402247
But I already voted for you senpai.

>>1402250
Kek

Will trumpcoin reach $30?

will breakout coin become valuable this august?

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>>1401779
he is right, AMZN going to the moon

Will I make money selling magic cards?

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>>1401458

Should I buy NTDOY?

>>1402266
9

Will TrumpCoin moon?

Will I grow

Will I be rich

>>1402607
I can't vote for you.

So answer me again

>>1401458
Yes?

>>1402485
I waited until later. Will TC moon?

>>1401458
Will I get an internship at PWC

Should I short Nasdaq?

Will trump coin reach $50?

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>>1402666
Oh shit I got the dubs 6's too when asking if it'll reach $30. To the moon we go

>>1402679
Brb buying 100,000 more

>>1401574
>4
RIP

>>1401458
Will I ever make 8 figures?

Is /nofap/ a meme?

Will I succeed in getting my patent and sell it for a minimum of $100,000,000 in today's current market value?

>>1402845
>>1402915
The Don needs a break, it seems. I'll ask tonight.

>>1401458
Are you going to be the next president?

>>1401458
are mudslimes good?

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>>1402938
he is right about this

so is this menage a trois going to work out or what

>>1403001
fuckin badass

you have my vote don

>>1401458
Trumpcoin to 1 BTC?

>>1403161
oh shit boys
Trumpcoin to 2 Btc?

Will ceru go up Tuesday since there was a Monday slump?

will my life become enjoyable?

will i receive one million dollars tomorrow?
1 or 6 GET

>>1401458
Will I ever win the lottery?

Will I ever get a decent job?

>>1401458
am I the new boss?

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>>1403216
fucking awesome

>>1403217
magical

>>1401460

fpbp

also

is trump coin the best investment?

If I follow my plans will I make it rich or do I need to listen to my parents who complain and tell me to just get a normal job that my dreams are too big.

should I cut my friend off till he pays me back the 8k

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Should I stop talking to my girlfriend from Chyna?

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>>1404753
Should I pursue the slightly overweight American girl instead?

Will she ever love me again?

>>1401458
Will his ex blow me behind a convenience store?

>>1401458
powerball winner?

>>1401458
Will i have a threesome with her and one of her girlfriends?

>>1401458
Should I continue to persue my current path of Finance/Math majors?

>>1401458
Should I go to Cuck State Uni? (SFSU)

Is the economy actually bad or is that just a meme?

>>1405325
It's later, reroll

should i buy more groupon shares?

Is there a college bubble?

>>1405488
you meant to say college loan bubble, watch this.


Hi Mr. Based Trump, is there a student loan debt bubble in the united states?

>>1405495
is there?!?!?!?

>>1405488
>>1405498
ooh shit, wtf. I actually thought there was a bubble.

Is working for my father going to be worth it in the long term?

will you make america great again?

Will I get the big boi bucks

>>1405498
>>1405502
maybe he's wrong

>>1405539
god damn maybe the magic is real after all

>>1405539
donald is never wrong

>>1401458
Will Hilary make America great again?

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>>1401501

>>1405548
The Donald has spoken

>>1405541
Perfect

>>1405541
How are his memetics this strong?

>>1401458
Will i be rich?

Will I profit of your stupid memecoin

>>1405723
Re roll

>>1401458
Should I get employment in graphic design?

>>1405725
LUL.

Will I be an economic and general failure in life?

>>1405806
reroll DONT LET IT END LIKE THIS

>>1405725
Should I get employment in graphic design? (asking later now)

>>1405836
FUCKING YESSSS! I'm on it.

>>1401458
should I hold on to my 150,000 shares?

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>>1405488
>>1405498
>>1405502
>>1405539
>>1405541

>>1401458
Will I get into Georgetown MSB, then get hired by a top firm?

>>1406196
Will that firm be Evercore, Lazard, Goldman, Morgan Stanley, or JP Morgan?

>>1406196
Will it be Blackstone, Greenhill, Moelis, or Perella Weinberg?

>>1406201
BASED TRUMP
The rest of you I hope you enjoy your less than 500K lifelong salaries.

>>1402915
Asking again, Don.

Will I have a lot of money in the future and be successful ?

Do i get a qt3.14 gf?

>>1401458
Will I become rich in money before my 30s Mr Donald?

Is Bernie best?

>>1406230

Is the poster I am referring to in this post really stupid?

>>1406205
Damn he's dodging that one

Do I go into astrophysics?

>>1401458
Will the girl I think I may be in love with like me this upcoming semester? (The green haired qt)

>>1406938
Time to suicide lel

Will there be ww3 in 2017

Will trumpcoin reach $100 or more?

plz will trumpcoin reach $100?

>>1407019
Will it reach $80?

>>1406782
I know, right.

Asking again. If you're trying to say no, you can just say it, man.

Am I going to make any money this year?

>>1407043
So how is it

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>>1407045
dodgy donald

>>1407028
What about 50 million?

Am I gonna make donald?

Will trumpcoin reach 10$ Or higher?

am I gonna get rich?

>>1407214
will I still get rich?

Will I win the Powerball lottery tonight?

>>1401458
Should I short Deutsche Bank?

>>1401458
Did you fuck your daughter?

>>1407971
honestly, i would too if she was my daughter

>>1407953
I've only got 20 minutes to buy Don I need an answer.

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Are millennials fucked?

>>1407989
What about the million

>>1401549
oh my god im scared now
Are you absolutely sure master trump?

Will I ever become rich?

Will I get laid soon?

>>1407989
>>1408039
kek

will i find a way to pay for school?

>>1401458
Will I be able to land a programming job?

Is my dick awsome?

>>1401458
will Hillary win

>>1401458
Should I buy the computer?

>>1408207
Fug what do I do

>>1401458
Make me rich faggot

>>1401458
Will I get into Wharton

Will Etc skyrocket?

>>1401458
Is Bernie a cuck?

Vou passar na UFRJ?

>>1401458
Should I get that shitty cashier job?

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>>1408267
anon, you know what to do

>>1408116
It just wasn't meant to be.

Will I get my computer fixed in time to make $1000 selling botted Pokemon Go accounts?

>>1401458
can i have some money pls

>>1408333
what do trips get me?????

>>1408326
I'm not even registered to vote so its back to Forex I guess.

>>1401458
Moustache on or off?

Am I finally going to the moon soon?

Should I stop listening to /biz/ about memestocks?

Should I invest in trumpcoin then?

>>1401551
Donald correct again

>>1401458
will i make it?

>>1409969
will i make it?

Will I be rich and powerful?

Escalators plz no eels

>>1409980
No. Now answer the fucking question you oompa loompa looking mong

This stupid fucking thread is nothing short of hilarious
Thanks for the laugh /biz/

will i ever have sex

>>1401458
will i enjoy working in my major

>>1410000
uhh what does this mean

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>>1410000
talk about wasted quads...

>>1409995
rerolling

>>1410002
you're the new boss

>>1409983
okay you checked. Now what's your answer?

>>1410028
You lying fuck I'll see you drawn and quartered for this

Will I be a millionaire

>>1401458
is my plan of taking 2 classes this semester good?

If I ran for president, would I win?

>>1410030
BTFO by Donald's meme magic

>>1401502
"I'm for sideways. I'm for assistant sideways. I'm pro death. I'm for what ever gets the ball rolling."

sign this fucking clown bill

Should I keep holding AMD? The last times I got greedy and didn't sell I fucked myself.

>>1401458
All in on ETC?

>>1401458
This question is for the Donald J. Trump of 2017.

Did you win the election? Did you win the nomination?

>>1410244
I wasn't even hired though.

This next question is for the Donald Trump of 2018.

Is the overall public approval of a Clinton presidency positive?

Will I have a good life?

Am I stupid?

>>1410260
>Are you stupid?

>>1410261
>Yes

Loving
Every
Laugh

Are you stupid?

>>1401458
UVA EA?

>>1401458
Will I become a multibillionaire trading in the foreign exchange market and using my current strategy?

>>1410368
Oh Gay.

>>1401458
Should I continue learning and trading in forex?

>>1401458
Should I quit going on 4chan because this place is the antithesis of success?

>>1410383
come on donny, check it and let me know

>>1410385
what the fuck faggot, ASK ME LATER?

Tell me now!

>>1410390
fuck off just tell me, i'm not stupid

Should i leave my gf to hook up with my qt friend?

>>1410368
>>1410371
u know what to do anon

>>1401458
Would Ivanka suck my penis for free?

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>>1410543
I'm going to bend her over too.

>>1401458
Duke?

Will I get fired from my job soon?

>>1411303
well?

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Will I be rich?

Fug it.

Should I get a pizza tonight?

>>1411447
Back to >>>/fit/, Chad.

>>1411541

wut?

>>1401458
Will my quints on the other thread bring me sweet gainz come Monday?

r011

rer011

>>1410383
>>1410385
>>1410390
>>1410397
Kek

>>1401458
HBA?

>>1401458
Will the Chinese market cause another global shitstorm in August?

Will I take my own life?

Will I ever be worth a fuck?

>>1401458
Should I take a shower today?

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Are you just fucking with us?

Will i become rich?

Will I win tonight's Powerball?

Will i only get rich if I work very hard for it?

Am I going to have a huge success in the next 5 years?

>>1413195
I'll hit you up around 8

>>1401458

Will I ever be able to achieve a hairstyle as fine, golden, and luxurious as yours?

Will i find a job within the next two weeks?

>>1401458
Will I be Financially independent from the vast economy?

>>1401458
Will I reach my goal of 1mil networth in 4 years?

r011

rer011