Acorns

Fuck even Robin Hood is better.

>>1401346
Interesting. What is its function if I have no money?

>>1401346
i like acorns

but thats is because i am a squirell

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>>1401352
Nothing, it takes a percentage of your transactions out of your account.

Looks like pic related

I use it. It isn't as bad as some might say. I used the "risky" portfolio at first and lost a bunch of money. I switched to "conservative" made my money back, plus some from an initial 250$ deposit. I find it to be a neat little way to invest slowly.

What exactly does it invest that money into?

>>1401346
You work for Acorns, right?
Do you get paid on a per reply basis, or do they have some other sort of compensation structure in place?

>>1401380
Mainly etfs

>>1401381
Maybe the app also automatically creates threads in the background?

>>1401381
I wish

I just downloaded it today, and there was no mention of the app in the archives. I just want to know if it's a meme or not.

>>1401350

Not comparable product. You are retarded.

>>1401381

Being this fucking stupid.

>>1401407
>if it's a meme or not

What about it could be perceived as being a meme? It's literally the most simple fucking concept. Rounds up your transactions, invests the difference automatically. It grows your money faster than a traditional savings account and with zero fucking work. Feel free to set up a spread sheet to do a cost/benefit analysis on that brain buster.

>>1401346
i actually just downloaded that, hope its not hella gay

>>1401346
Good for idiots who aren't disciplined enough to save on their own.

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>>1401442

seems pretty cucky

Any concerns with an app having access to your online banking?