I am totally a noob and want to invest my 150 paypal cash to

>>1397036
1 buy ethertrumpdip
2 buy knpd
3 try r9k
4 sent ;)

suck 15 dicks for 10$ each

>>1397036
trump
coin

>>1397036

Buy Trumpcoin

>>1397036
buy ETH while its at 13$, it will double in a month

>>1397064
eth is a mess

>>1397060
>>1397047
Is there even a straightforward, safe way to turn paypal into Trumpcoin?

>>1397105
yea, its called bitcoin

>>1397036
Paypal only helps to hide your credit card number.

Paypal will not support Bitcoin. Ever.

>>1397623
They're adopting it as of next year, official statement and everything

Don't be retarded on purpose.

>>1397036

S&P 500 and wait 3 years.

>>1397036
get a job and work three 8 hour shifts you underage faggot

>>1397741
other newfag here, in what terms is the S&P 500 more of a recommendation than, say, MSCI World?

>>1397036
You won't even be able to open a brokerage account with that kind of money.

Work a job, even working two or three times a week will net you enough to play around with investment.

>>1397741
>S&P 500 and wait 3 years.

Sure. 24% CAGR at historically high CAPEs.

I'm not saying it can't happen, especially with the Federal Reserve trying to engine one final global bubble, but 24% for three years is a stretch even during normal times.