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I want a job where I can wear a nice suit, buy nice meals all day and make a lot of money.

What degree should I get?
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zookeeper
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>>1392789
Smart man
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Economics as your base, and then something indirect to compliment, which you will use to market yourself. Could be anything really. Whenever you get interviewed by Wired, you will reference your time at university studying yada yadda, and how it gave you a huge advantage in the business environment where people lack creative function.
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>>1392811
Economic sounds good. What should be paired with it? Finance?
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>>1392832

Math or CS

That's what I'm doing
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>>1392788
god that suit is awful
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>>1392843
What do you actually learn in cs?
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Liberal arts
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>>1392832

I have Finance and Economics undergraduate degrees, and a graduate degree in Applied Mathematics. Presently work in data science. Recruited straight out of grad school, making six figures (in USD, not some foreign dollarydoo currency), plus I get an annual bonus and stock options.

10/10 would go this route again.
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>>1392876
Whats your job mate?
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>>1392898
waiter
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>>1392898

"Data Analytics Associate" it my job title. Work at a boutique tech firm. Our clients are basically every telco and cable provider in the world, as well as most broadcast networks and streaming services.

Imagine you are HBO and HBOGo shits the bed during Game of Thrones. I look at millions of steam requests from all over the world and tell you why, who to sue, and who to fire. And I tell you with pretty graphs and charts.
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>>1392788
DS

Dick sucking
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>>1392832

Whatever you're most interested in honestly. Otherwise, you're going to want to suicide. I would lean towards something dissimilar. Otherwise, you'll be overlapping a lot of material.

You should aim to take the modes of thinking developed by each major, and apply it to the other area of study.
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>>1392916
Is it a good job?
A while ago i got a call from HP for a Data Analyst position but didn't get a call back because i mentioned my VR website that i just started so i looked unreliable.
Is there room for advancement from such a position or is it dead end?
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>>1392788
go military.. become secret service agent and wear a suit all day
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>Statistics
>Economics
>Finance
Pick two.
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>>1392788
sounds like law
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>>1392788
Basically any job when you hit management level.
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>>1392876
What did you get on your ACT or SAT?
What is your IQ?
Just want to make sure i can do what you can do
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>>1392876
Breh my undergrad is in economics and I currently work as a data analyst for a lending company. This department does not have a solid analytics or reporting infrastructure in place at all(we have other departments that do but ours isn't one of them). Most of my work is querying shit in SAS and then spitting out reports in excel.

My boss doesn't have a background in analytics and really only one of my coworkers does. I feel like half the time our team is flying by the seat of our pants.

What I'm saying is, I feel like this isn't a real data analytics job, but I don't have any real way to confirm because I don't know what a real data analyst/scientist does.

What does your job entail? What skills/software should I be learning and possibly implementing so that I have cool shit to put on my resume and make bank?
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>>1393951
Would recommend this honestly. Minor in Economics maybe, major of choice in the other two.
If I could reverse the clock 6 years, I would have done something like this.
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>>1392876
How does anyone fucking pay attention in class or not have seething anxiety? Those are the things holding me back from going to school for anything. It fucking sucks. I feel retarded but the shit I'm interested in extremely well-versed in.
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>>1394717
>I'm interested in I'm extremely**

muh bad
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>>1394717
You're clearly autistic. Every class you attend you should put forth the inherent interest in learning, regardless of the subject.
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>>1392848

Basically applied 3rd grade math dressed up as college level material because somehow the problems relate to computers. There's lots of terminology that poorly describes the underlying ideas (for example, p=np) and you have to memorize them so that you can act smart and laugh at bad jokes.
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>>1394054

lol

this is what neets actually believe
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>>1392845
what's even worse is that he's some hyper-genius billionaire so if anything he should be wearing a highest-of-the-high-end suit, but considering he's an engineer he's probably autistic and got that suit from macy's
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>>1392788
finance or law. both requires wearing a suit often times. not that they are funny in any other way
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I don't understand this.
Why is a luxurious lifestyle so desireable? Surely we all don't want to live in squalor, but why is it that people put the ends before the means? Why not try to find work that you love and then learn how to make money off of that? Doesn't it feel cheap that the only way you will feel good is by buying expensive things? To be so externaly motivated that your path through life is just to get closer to frivolity?
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>>1392788

Jewish Thief.

>tfw doing God's work
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>>1396594
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>>1392788
Become a hooker
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>>1392788
buy yourself a suit and become unemployed. at nights you can rob old people for money. it's like living dream + suit.
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>>1392788
Management, Accounting & Finance, Economics. In a good school.

The job you want is Accounts. Larger firms focused on Business to Business transactions hire pleasant people to be pleasant towards the large customers and business partners to keep them happy. My father made his career by essentially making wholesale retailers happy, which involved a lot of business dinners, country club golfing and birthdays. Of course there was the usual white collar office work.

And you have to be entertaining, with a natural knack for pleasing people.
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>>1396594
We get one chance at life and people want to make enough money to make the entire ride enjoyable
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>>1396747
Whats the pay mate?
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Hate math, love business, love money. Finance prolly isn't for me. What degree should I get?
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>>1396849
Once you get used to math you would love it, Good start,you don't love money you love the things money can buy which is everything, Pick a thing you love and have a fucking future not random political science degree
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Networking at your local synagogue
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>>1396849
There's no such thing as business without math.
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>>1396594
because i dont know what work I like. All i know is i like money
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BAcc v BBs (Accounting) + BBs (Finance)
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