Crazy Startup Stories

>>1391372
????

> bragging about a practice test

>>1391372
That's not crazy. It's just a story.

It'd be better if your crazy millionare dads friend gave you a small loan for a million dollars to start up a business. This story sucks

Lmao can we please turn this into a copy pasta?

>>1391372
>>be 16
>>studying for the ACT
>>luck out and get a perfect score on alligator section
>>next day get invited to go weed hunting in the everglades with my dad and his eccentric millionaire friend
>>on the plane back, my dad brags about my alligator practice test
>>his friend offers me a job with his health insurance startup
>>go to work the next monday
>>do excel database work
>>coworker makes a joke about math and tells me not to tell my boss
>>leave two weeks later to go back to high school

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>>1391372
What did I just read?

>excel database work

laughing_elf_man.jpg

Well, at least you're not role playing

No crazy stories here either
>worked for a startup called Womply in sales
>product was a very shit financial management tool for SMB's
>perks were still pretty awesome

>worked around a bunch of startups
>constant talks of pivoting and people not knowing their business model
>guy has a SaaS product for company approvals
>has a couple of autistic azn's under him
>they also don't seem to have a plan
>he's very eager to talk to everyone because he hired programmers that are too stupid to talk to
>business will probably be eaten up by a Slack update

>>1391372
>be 16
>studying for the ACT
>luck out and get a perfect score on math section
>next day get invited to go alligator hunting in the everglades with my dad and his eccentric millionaire friend
>on the plane back, my dad brags about my ACT practice test
>his friend offers me a job with his health insurance startup
>go to work the next monday
>do excel database work
>coworker makes a joke about weed and tells me not to tell my boss
>leave two weeks later to go back to high school

>>1391372

>my dad's friend let me work for him for 2 weeks and a man told a joke

Wow, what an epic rollercoaster of a life!

>be 16
>studying for the ACT
>luck out and get a perfect score on math section
>next day get invited to go alligator hunting in the everglades with my dad and his eccentric millionaire friend
>on the plane back, my dad brags about my ACT practice test
>his friend offers me a job with his health insurance startup
>go to work the next monday
>do excel database work
>coworker makes a joke about weed and tells me not to tell my boss
>leave two weeks later to go back to high school

>>1391372
>be 16
>get 1410 on SAT
>get into college later

bro sometimes I wonder how this crazy shit happens...life is fucking weird man

nice post OP!

>>1391372

>be 13
>remember I built website at 9 on angelfire that was doing extremely well
>2k visitors a day
>revisit the site and transfer to a dedicated domain/hosting
>monetize the site
>begin making ~$1k day from ads/affiliate products
>decide to get coworkring space at a tech startup incubator/coworking area in my city to focus better on building the site (now a startup technically)
>coworking space has common kitchen/lounge area with donuts/coffee/etc
>start getting hungry one day and decide to go get a snack in the kitchen area
>huge box full of donuts laid out on the counter look like they were just made at the donut shop
>fuck yes chocolate w/ sprinkles
>go to make my selection of the delicious tasty treat
>all of sudden guy walks in and says
>'sorry champ, those are for our meeting!'
>takes entire box and walks out of the room
>die on the inside, go back to my desk

>>1392285
I laughed hard as soon as I reached the bit about alligator section

You have to be 18 to post here

>>1391372
>come up with a good concept
>somehow gets leaked
>have to scrap it and start from scratch

>>1392287
Helo Rato

>>1392285
>>Studying hard for the alligator test
>>luck out and get a perfect score on the dad section
>>Next day get invited to smoke weed in the everglades with my plane and his eccentric excel database
>>Get raped

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>>1395064
Hi!

>>1395179
>>1392287
helo rato