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One of my favorites from here

>>1388726
I was in that thread kek

Some coppypasta for you


I think you're lost mate, plebbit is back where you came from.

The reason 4chan /biz/ hates Elon Musk is the same reason 4chan /mu/ (probably) hates Kanye West, because he is a psuedo-intellectual and an average businessman who got lucky and who's reputation has been blown why out of proportion by edgy teenagers like yourself who subscribe to "I Fucking Love Science" and watch CGPGrey videos while sharing some fucking infographic about how Hydrogen is made. You guys are incapable of having a reasonable attitude towards anything, instead you just fixate and idolise individuals who "subvert" common stereotypes "OMG HE'S A RICH COOL HANDSOME NERD, LOL THATS SO DIFFERENT THAN PPL EXPECT!!!1!" or "WOW RONDA ROUSEY IS A GIRL WHO LIKES VIDEO GAMES AND KICKS A**!!!". At least Steve Jobs earned his idolisation through un-fucking-believable quarterly earnings and absolutely ruthless management skills, and Steve Jobs was pretty open about being an asshole and about the fact that his major skill was salesmanship.

The irony is someone who is a true businessman through and through, someone who wrote the SEMINAL book on negotiation, someone who is so brutally manipulative and talented in persuasion that he destroyed 15 Republican Presidential candidates and stands with a 43-49% chance of winning the presidency (according to betting agencies) is just a "angry loser" who borrowed 1MM from his dad.

So go ahead and drive your Sanders-stickered Prius to Whole Foods whilst wearing your "Schrodinger's Cat Zombie" T-Shirt thinking about how Elon Musk's semen tastes like, but don't expect 4chan/biz/ to care about your deity.

>>1388726
Jesus christ must be troll

>>1388855
Me too.
Holy shit was that some grade A trolling.
Or that guy was just a fucking imbecile.