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Investing Small Amounts 2016-07-17 12:42:51 Post No. 1386979
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So I wanna helpout but totally clueless
>14y/o brother has been saving up
>got $2k in a bank account (savings)
>asks me what he should buy
>suggests he invest it
>asks how
>nofuckingclue.jpg
Any help greatly appreciated (not re-selling or stocks please)
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>>1386979
Tell him to buy ethereum before the 20th
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buy Trumpcoin
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Buy buy but pier 1 stocks, going to the moon
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>>1386979
get $250 of trumpcoin. in all seriousness, it is going to jump in the next 3-4 weeks and he'll easily quadruple his money, but he shouldn't put all his eggs into it.
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ETH will be up $2 in the next 24 hours.
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>>1386979
Get some advice from your bank or get an advisor.
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>>1386979
>buy some condoms and/or flavoured lube
>buy an ad
>"sucking cock for only $10.99"
you both are fucking welcome
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Open a RH account and put it all on VOO
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Use the 2k to put a down payment on a car and then use that car to get a job.
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>>1386979
biz's best recommendation is KNPD by far. your brother being 14 should have lots of time to capitalize on it.
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>>1387108
>condoms
>sucking
Do you even segz bro?
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>>1387334
Obviously you have never got a blow job from a hooker they all make you wear condoms
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>>1387338
No, cant say I have. Their precaution is admirable, though.
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invest a small amount (200$) in TrumpCoin the rest in S&P and shit
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