Why does money smell so bad?

>>1386311
http://www.cnn.com/2009/HEALTH/08/14/cocaine.traces.money/

>>1386311

strip clubs, people not washing their hands, etc

>>1386311
>The most common microbes found on paper money include mouth microbes, vaginal bacteria, and fecal matter.

http://www.askdrmaxwell.com/2014/05/bacteria-on-money/

>>1386444

women are fucking disgusting

>>1386444
>vaginal bacteria
What the fuck

>>1386444
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES.

>>1386311

>years ago
>working at a liquor store in the hood
>crackheads start creeping in after midnight
>always buying brillo pads and glass air fresheners
>observe them scurrying around in their natural habitat
>additional security camera set up to capture their learned behavioral patterns since they are elusive
>one twitchy looking one with less teeth than fingers appears in front of the counter
>"ayo lemme get summa dat paumasson"
>luckily I have studied these gutteral attempts at communication and eventually figure out that it wants cheap brandy
>grab the bottle and put it in front of it
>"That will be tree fiddy"
>I put 3 fingers up and then 5. I hope it understands me.
>it twitches a bit, looks around, twitches a bit more and then hands me a crumpled $5 bill from its pocket
>I take the $5 and immediately notice that is soaking wet and sticky. Holy shit.
>I immediately drop it to the ground and grab some hand sanitizer, soaking my hands with half the bottle
>"what the fuck man. are you fucking serious?!", I yell at him, not even able to contain how disgusted I am
>this startles him and he scampers back a little, twitching even harder
>"awshi.... naw mane... ain' even like dat forreal doe. dats jus mashatato dawg"
>"dude what the fuck is 'mashatato'?"
>"u kno... mashed tatoes and gravy"
>fml

I ended up deciding to get my shit together, quit the next day and go back to school.

It's been on your mom's pussy.

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>>1386515

>>1386515
Hahahahahahah
This is epic. What were you doing working at a liquor store in the hood anyways? Do you have a death wish?

>>1386311
It doesn't, you're just poor