Make me rich, /biz/

If you give me all your money, I promise to give you half of it back.

>>1386178
I got roughly the same amount of money, I wanna know too

>>1386178
it starts with T

>>1386206
Turning tricks?

>>1386206
Missed that makes me wanna cry and the divy

Vicks vaporrub

dump it all in some pennystock. make 50% 3 times. 26k in bank

>>1386392
Okay, now make him rich

Flip mutual funds, you'll gain around 50% returns a year, not compounded. This means that in 52 weeks, hypothetically assuming you can make about 1% a week, it'd be 13k or so when compounded. Let's make that 2 years and suddenly it's 22k.

Let's also say that you're making 200 pound a month in which you can invest, then you can hypothetically make a million in about 9 and a half years.

All of the above is theoretical. Getting that 50% return is actually possible, as much as people will say otherwise, but obviously "if it were easy, everyone would do it."

Compounding is your best friend if you realistically want to become rich, but it'll take you a loong time.

>>1386433
i know id rather wait 20-30 years to be a millionaire then 5 years to make 100k

>>1386206
Trevali.

>>1386206

Trobinhood?

>>1386178
open up forex account with 2000:1 leverage. This gives you $15 million to trade with. buy USD/EUR, because the euro is gonna continue to get cucked. Wait 2 weeks
>oh also if you're wrong, you lose everything and more, it's risky

>>1386564
>borrow $15 million and dump it all into one currency on forex
Excellent advice.

Download RobinHood

Learn about investing

Don't listen to anyone on the Robinhood Generals

Don't invest in "meme stocks"

>>1386584
What could go wrong?
They can try picking a naked mans pocket

>>1386178
Transfer the money to my paypal. I am a card counter and while I can't make you rich quickly with that much, I can possibly make you a quick $1000.

In regards to this, i have 50,000 to invest/ whatever with, best options?

>>1386585
>dont invest in meme stocks
>recommends a meme brokerage

you dun goofed anon

>that net worth.

Holy shit, are you me?

About to inherit $200,00
also interested in investment advice
bump

>>1386863
$200,000*

Long Bitcoin and make 10 times the profit

https://whaleclub.co/join/CiCCMS

>>1386863

Buy pokemon cards.

>>1386877
which ones though?

>>1386206
Tneepads?

>>1386178
you can prolly buy several hundred kneepads with that kinda money

>>1386206
Trump Coins Baby!

>>1386206

Ethereum starts with E you faglord

>>1386206
Twone thing I don't know why?

>>1386564
What's the risk here if I'm poor and go all in

>>1387602
there is no risk then, BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY

>>1387610
OK I am dumb enough for this

How do I forex?

But seriously

I'll do it if you point me to where i can find a 200000% leveraged account

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>>1386564

>>1387395
Eth is a mess

>>1386458
Who cares about being and old as fuck millionaire? cope.