>Get into local/state politics by kissing ass and sucking dick
>Have campaign committee
>Fundraise every 2-4 years depending on the election cycle of whatever job I'm holding
>Shoot for as high as I can go into federal politics
>Essentially live as a NEET who occasionally poses for photo-ops, sound-bites, and important votes
>Use my salary and insider knowledge to legally insider trade
>Eventually retire with tens, if not hundreds of millions, stashes in my campaign committee
>Roll 501c4 into 501c3 like most politicians (cough looking at you Clinton cough)
>Live on public speaking fees and my "salary" from the [OP] Foundation while holding cars, houses, and investments in its name
Pretty sweet gig right?
>>1386094
Call to schedule an interview Monday.
Ace said interview.
Make good monies.
I'm a simple man.
>>1386094
buy any crypto at 0.00001
wait for spike
buy a big bag to put the money in
>>1386094
>Get full time job.
>Work hard for company and invest in their stock at a % of my paycheck each month.
>Management realizes paying me more will mean more comes back to the company, so I get opportunities to advance that others are denied.
>In 25 years, I will own a good portion of a stock I have worked hard to build, along with an IRA I invested in and I will have a job with employees who respect/work for me because I have been there so long.
>Cash out of the stock slowly and retire to my IRA.
I'm a plebeian, I guess:(
>>1386592
>I'm a plebeian, I guess:(
ugh
>continue working and shit more than half of my income into dividend paying stocks/dividend index funds
>quit when I can live off the income