How do I short the middle class?

Credit default swaps on subprime auto loans

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i want to make a wiki acct so when im drunk i can go talk to people who edit topics i like, or maybe when im fiesty topics i dont like. oh my!

>>1378681
It's tough.
HTB most of the time.

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How do I get to the middle class from poverty?

>>1378994
that's extremely easy, just go to trade-school

Vote Hillary

>>1379000
>trade-school
Doesn't that cost money? I don't have any.

Nice trips!

>>1379007
Yes/no.

You can do an apprenticeship through a union and they will pay for it. Or take out a loan to do one through a college to become an auto tech or something of that sort. Either way you can be making $30/hr + within 4 years

>>1378994

Government job

>>1379014
Sounds great!

If this is the easy option though, should I be taking a better option?

>>1378681
>How do I short the middle class?
Go long S&P

>>1379022

My dad's a Union Ironworker. Makes 1600 bucks a week. It's tough work, but you'll never go hungry with Trade skills. Go check out some local unions and see if anything's interesting.

>>1379003
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so how did you like watching The Big Short?

>>1379022
It is not going to be easy. You are going to get yelled at by guys who think they are drill sergeants and expected to complete near impossible tasks in ridiculously short periods of time for years before gaining the respect of your peers and then your body will be shot after waking up at 5 AM and getting home at 6 PM for years. Still better than poverty and you will accomplish amazing things in your career that are worth being proud of

Or vote Democrat

>>1378681

Start offing boomers.

>>1378994
Get any full-time job and get married to a faithful woman who also has any full-time job. Don't buy shit on credit, live within your means, don't have children. In 10 years you'll be middle class.

>>1379022

just be careful you don't get replaced by a robot in 10 years, anon. otherwise you're set

Open up a payday loan company

>>1380172
I dont know anybody who doesn't live in the ghetto who would fuck with payday loans.