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>>1370290
Any other options? My mouth game isnt that strong,.

>>1370289
drugs to sell

>>1370299 I have thought of this before. The only problem is I don't have many friends or connections to sell to.

Why would you get a loan from your parents just to make money? That's silly. Make your own damn money.

Everyone says buy ETH go do that.

Backstory: I was working as a computer tech in a local shop. Worked there for about 9 months. Really hated every second of it. Was thinking of running my own repair place. Also thinking of building gaming computers and selling them for small profits on craigslist.

>>1370302
you don't sell to friends, just find a corner and work it, street hookers make excellent customers.

>>1370289
30 year Japanese bonds.

>>1370319
>Backstory: I was working as a computer tech in a local shop. Worked there for about 9 months. Really hated every second of it. Was thinking of running my own repair place. Also thinking of building gaming computers and selling them for small profits on craigslist.
So do this. Advertise that you'll fix computers and do house visits. Then make bank replacing hard drives, upgrading ram and reseting routers.
Don't really need $1000 capital for this though (besides a car if you do house calls).
Get one of those square things so you can take credit cards too.

Ez answer is just buy Ethereum, it's only $11 now (down from over $20) because of the DAO fuckup, but that's solved and now it's fucking moon time

>>1370333
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