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>let me be the sponge and your infinite wisdom be the refreshing water of knowledge that I furiously absorb.

Ok.. you might want a pair of these though. You're going to be down there for a while.

>>1365667
I can get some

>>1365667
Damn beat me to it.

>>1365665
>Can code anything

That's a primo skill. How much do you charge/hour?

>>1365665
Get a normal job which you are qualified for, or work at macdonalds. Also get on sites like fivver and upwork. Do some cheap shit jobs build your reputation. Eventually people who had a good experience with you will come back, you might get some "contract work". Meanwhile you are building a portoflio and you can copy their business ideas. Get into SEO or something like that idek.Just make some money which pays all the bills, save the rest and start investing (not byyourself, make someone make a good well spread portfolio)

if you can code apps i can throw ideas out all day, coming up with ideas is the easy part of coding.

>>1365699
Go ahead!

>>1365665
I got an idea to build a mobile app testing platform, where startups can put their apps for beta testing and pay users to test their platform and get paid by writing a social report. I am capable of coding it myself but at the moment I am too busy.

>>1365665

>Can Code Anything

Make a learning algorithm that can identify images given only a sample size of 1. So given a single picture of an apple, it may correctly identify all future apples in a picture with no false positives.

Sell it to facebook for a few billion.

>>1365720
>implying the jews arent smart enuff to build it themselves.