What's the most profitable way to kill myself?

>>1351638
Take out a life insurance policy on yourself

>>1351641
This. Also take on as many loans as you can get. You're not gonna be paying them back so it's literally free money.

Why do you want to do that to yourself, anon?

You have a great life ahead of you. Don't throw it away over something as trivial as money.

>>1351638
Take out mass loans in Canada, just get an insane amount of money going your way and then literally set it all on fire and then die in the fire.

If you help make the Canadian housing bubble burst, I could make some real money off of it, thanks.

take out shillary
mad karma gainz

>>1351652
this mein famalam
just make sure your family doesn't get fucked over
unless you just don't care
also open a shit ton of credit cards
just make sure not to have a change of heart... :^)

>>1351638
The fact that you are thinking about the most profitable way of killing yourself shows your are too smart to kill yourself.

Relax and love yourself bro.

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Ferengi have themselves cremated, then the ashes are measured out, sealed inside clear cases like petri dishes, and sold as collectibles.

>>1352171
I would like to buy 3 containers of vacuum dessicated Quark.

>>1352182

You bought 3, so I can offer you an excellent rate. Three slips of latinum each.

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>>1351778
> mad karma gains

>Guy desperate to provide for his family
>spends everything shorting one major company
>kills the ceo and board
>destroys their hq is suicide attack
>muh fucking gainz