Fast cash

Go long and short on KNPD

Also buy and hold it

>>1348734
I don't have any money.

>>1348747
Prostitute yourself, become the best damn midnight cowboy that you can be, and when you accumulated at least $3000-$5000 you can invest. Start out small, only buy stocks at a maximum of $5, and soon enough you will have a solid portfolio. It will take some time but the idea of fast cash is mostly wishful thinking. Now go out there and peddle your ass.

You could put your money on penny mining corp stocks.

They are rocketing like crazy at öeast for now

>>1348728

"I have literally NOTHING TO DO."

"Except I am leaving town for a month, immediately."

>>1348728
>have no money to gamble and no real skills
>want to make money yet can't get a minimum wage job due to time constraints

it doesn't exist

sorry, but that's the legitimate answer

/thread

>>1348728
Try doing a cheap version of Uber

mow your neighbor's lawns

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Why do you need money right now. Just ask your parents or something jesus christ

>>1348728
Solicit yourself

mTurk

Anything on Upwork.

Have conversations with Chinese English students on video chat:
https://www.reddit.com/r/beermoney/comments/3pw4g7/nicetalk_tutor_app_i_wanted_to_share_how_i_made/

>>1348728
You a bitch, and so is your auntie.

>>1348734
This works. KNPD is the way to go

>>1348734
Best advice I heard in awhile.
Hold this W

>>1348734
what is knpd? can you elaborate on this?

>>1351374
I believe its some pharmaceutical drug that helps with joint pain/support/arthritis and similar complications. You should get on it man

>>1348728
I'll pay you $50 for insider knowledge on your moms regular daily activities and $100 for insider knowledge when she'll likely be at home with 2 days advanced notice. I'd like to facilitate a gang raping of her.