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im starting an investment advisory service. what should i name it?

p.s. if you say Investy McInvestFace I'll shit down your throat
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>>1342667

Madoff Advisors
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Kneepad Financial
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>>1342667
KEK HOLDings
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>>1342667
I'm A Big Gay Faggot Inc.
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>>1342667
BrokeBuyYou
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CERU
Noko'd Financial
BLOW JB Investments
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>>1342667

[Your last name] Financial Capital, Inc
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>>1342667
Bane? Capital
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Boipussy strategists
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>>1342667
Relocate to the deep south and call it "Bayou Bonds."
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>>1342667
Vanguard
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Steel, Liquor and Bureaucrats International Corporation
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>>1342667
True Capitalist Reinvestors.
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free candy vanguard
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>>1342667
OP. You hiring?
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>>1342692


I like this one. Sounds smart and savvy.
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>>1342667
What kind of experience do you have that makes you think you can even do this?
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Cuck Financial
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>>1342667
Golden majesty investor group
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The Caveat Emporium
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>>1342919
Not yet, unfortunately, but probably 6 months to a year

>>1342941
Well I'm a hedge fund analyst and I'm launching a hedge fund startup this coming year too, I've got 7 years experience in the financial world
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>>1342667
Invise.
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>>1342667
My father and his friends based the name of the hedge fund they started on the name of a pub that they used to frequent and almost bought. So maybe name it after a place or something that is special (but that doesn't sound too personal or sentimental) to you. If I were starting a firm I would name it Hawkshead--it's a village I frequently visit and absolutely love.
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>>1343560
>6 months to a year
What's your contact information? I'll send in my resume.
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>>1342667
Scoot over to wiktionary and look up words about money, use the translation bar and grab some fancy greek words then smash them together.

cash = merita
currency = nomisma
wealth = ploutos, lefta

meritos
nomefta
etc

when your business goes down then you just blame the greeks

have fun
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