/poor parents general/

Dude I'll be your friend and we can fucking party it up.
I'll do it for 50/hour too.

>>1309548
Why are you still talking with your parents?

>>1309572
ill do it for $25 and i can be his gf too

i can even provide the kneepads from a previous job

>>1309580
Hey get the fuck out of this thread.

OP is my friend now for 50 bucks an hour and you're pestering my boy.
Frig off

>>1309584
Frick yourself.
That's the price of a poverty class whore.

OP will gladly pay for me, a QUALITY FRIEND.

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OP these poorfags just want your dollarydoos. Let's just hang out and make fun of them.

I'll bring whiskey, too.

>>1309641
OP don't listen to this weeb.
>Anime
>Whiskey

I'm OP's friend, not you, neckbeard
Go watch a Manga Naruto or whatever it is you do.

OP I'll be your friend for 50 an hour but I'll also add value

>>1309641

Me too!

>>1309548
>hire friends
lol, fuck humans m8!
if you have tons of money and love cats you should keep big cats.

I make more than my Mom, Dad, and older Brother combined, but they don't even know it. I know if they found out how much I make, they would be asking me for shit non stop. I live in a shitty apartment and drive a shitty car. I plan on moving to another state someday whenever my company has a bid for relocation, and I'm going to stop talking to them completely.

My Dad is a lazy bum. He hardly ever keeps a job longer than 6 months. If a job says he can't miss a day within the first 90 days, he will be like "I haven't been to the dentist in 16 years, I should make an appointment for tomorrow."

My Brother makes a decent wage but he spends all on girls. He's a beta cuck. Every girl that says hi to him he falls for. He bought some girl he never met before a brand new iPhone and she ended up stealing his debit card. Stupid cuck.

My Mom, I feel bad for. She dropped out at 17 to have my Brother. She's only ever held jobs in housekeeping at hotels or laundry in nursing homes. She was into drugs bad too. She's gotten clean and now she's a Manager of housekeeping at a nice hotel. I'm glad for her, but every time I talk to her she's complaining about money issues and always wants me to "loan" her money.

ITT: amerishits with no family values

I know it's in your nature to burn bridges down and destroy everything on a whim, but seriously? I mean you can always tell them that you won't discuss any financial matters with them, but they fucking raised you and you people show such ungratefuleness it's pathetic desu.

>>1310253
So what?

Oh wow big deal they raised a child they decided to have, thank you so so much!

>>1309548
ill suk yo dick for a cheeseburger man

>>1309548
I'll be your friend for free dude

Don't listen to these jews

>>1312171
This.

>>1312171
Tight, true friends are the best.

>>1310093

You know how I know you're a Mexican?

>>1309584
fucking low quality whore underpicing the market

>>1312373
stop posting this shit faggot