I literally have no idea about investing. An old geezer, quite a rich one too, told me join a unit trust and forget about it for a few years, but that sounds to easy. Any rich fags wanna guide me, explain what the FTSE is and how do i access it and then how do i invest? ELI5 if you like :)
>>1300647
>investing in a socialist country
say goodbye to your bongdollars
Dump it all in VTI and support your little brother.
>>1300649
BUt how do i invest? I'm a proper fucking dumb bastard
>>1300652
Any good brokerage should let you invest in US markets. Just make a phone call and ask.
go to monevator.com and read a few articles to get you started.
VUG is one ive got my eye on once funds settle
>>1300683
>once funds settle
looks like you're taking this seriously