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>>1285017

Your diagram had a mistake in it OP, the first step is a reductive elimination, decarboxylation is a pleb-tier vulgar term that hippies use.

Source: Organic Chemistry MSc student.

>>1285017

P.s slightly weird question OP but does your first name have a J in it? Your handwriting, circumstances and pic are familiar

>>1285031
No, sorry. The diagram isn't mine, it once belonged to the most philosophical and ingenious person i've ever met. Their name does not had a "J" in it, sorry.

>>1285040

When you say philosophical and ingeniously you mean a euphoric neck beard right?

>>1285057
Sure

>>1285058

You're not one of those fags that sees chemistry scribbles on someone fridge and thinks they must be a genius are you? I met girls at uni that did this, they were so gullible that they actually thought guys that wrote "E=mc^2" on their backpacks were insanely clever, and if they quoted "Schopenhauer" they were philosophical romantics. Stop being such a meme.

>>1285080
or just buy TVIX

>>1285017
Investopedia

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>>1285017
>invest in kneepads
>invest in lipstick
>???
>profit

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>>1285458
/thread

>>1285017
I like your DMT plan.

>>1285458
>>1285475

this kind of people ... where are the mods when you need them ?

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>>1285483

>>1285075
>im so smart bcuz I got a sekrit club named 4chan

Fuck off, kiddo. Nobody cares.

>>1285017
>where to start on learning money
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL8dPuuaLjXtPNZwz5_o_5uirJ8gQXnhEO
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL83DF21B47327EDFE

>>1285519
>crash course

anon pls

>>1285527
it's a start

>>1285017
Suck dick for $5 a pop, 1 million dicks a year and you're rich.

Real advice, learn a trade, don't go to College, it's a meme. Save everything you have, by the time your old friends are starting to try to get into the work lifestyle, you have already 100k+ and you can start your own business.

>>1285512
He's right though, OP calls someone Ingenious and Philosophical even though he's 18, I doubt it he knows anybody with a relevant intelligence.

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I make about $1,000-2000 running 2 online businesses. Drops shipping and online Marketing are the shit for the lazy

>>1285512

I didn't say I was smart. I also never implied 4chan was full of anything but autismo NEETbux. What I did say was it is incredibly cringey to say "the most ingenious and philosophical person i've ever met" and hold on to what is literally a completely rudimentary chemical outline as if it's some nobel prize winning research. Seriously these people turn science into a meme and it's so stupid, there is nothing special about those chemical structures (except for OMG THEY R ILLEGAL DRUGS SO KOOL) and the arrows are just reaction DESCRIPTIONS, not mechanisms or reagents or conditions. It's literally wikipedia-tier 'science' and OP holding on to it like the person who made it was the next Einstein is hilarious.

>>1285541
>$1,000-2000

A year?

>OP makes thread asking for good advice
>5% of responses reasonable

>>1285458
>>1285475
>>1285486
Yes, Mods - because we want people interested in /biz/ , not /b/ or /r9k/.

Terms i searched in google
"how to invest 1000" (I would use more terms depending on your situation to narrow down the result)

Common themes I've seen on these websites is
1. Pay down debt (if you have any)
2. Learn/Invest in stocks (some suggest 401k plan, I'm not in the US so I'm not familiar with this), seems like one for beginners is an ETF or Exchange Traded Funds(basically a diversified portfolio of stocks). With making money, diversification is always the key.
3. Invest in yourself
4. Havent seen this one yet, but I would see if you could somehow get into property buying? Mabye join up with some people and invest in a property (ask others how this works, I'm sure it exists). Again, diversify, I wouldn't put all your faith in shares alone (or property alone even).

So, yeah. Thats my advice from a bit of google searching - and from a bit of personal experience. I own 1 investment property a portfolio of 45k shares (including 2 seperate funds).

I don't actively monitor these and they have continued to bring me a reasonable return. The property gives me great tax advantages and since the investments are partially backed by a loan, I get tax breaks from that as well.

As I said though, I don't actively monitor my shares or property much, but I do enough to pay the bills and get my good tax returns. Would appreciate more advice as well from a seasoned investor.

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>>1285620
please go back to le plebbit

>portfolio of 45k shares (including 2 seperate funds).
Sorry, didn't explain this properly. Have 45k in a diversified portfolio, and about 5k in 2 blue chip companies.

>>1285620
When will you guys understand that there is absolutely no point into investing a small amount like 1000? It's dumb, yea you might double or triple it if you're lucky with a crypto but even then it's only 2000 dollars, which is nothing.

The only advice you can give to someone like OP is go learn a trade and save money, which is literally what is posted in 1/3 of the threads here anyways.

>>1285627
because this is 4chan and they are retarded

>>1285628
>>1285623
>>1285527
>>1285486
>>1285475
What is ID?

>>1285631
its the thing on 4chan that shows every different poster, why are you asking?

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>>1285620
If you want people interested in /biz/, why're you hating on /biz/ culture?

>>1285620
Please don't reproduce
I met many retarded people in my years on this site but you easily made it into the top 10 with this

You actually don't understand shit, so please let me give you this one advice, and please take it:
You are horribly stupid and it hurts, don't ever try to spread the shit you believe to know about anything ever again.

Now please try to think about the shit you're telling us here for at least 5 minutes and maybe you find the giant flaws in your logic all by yourself.
No one is here to give you private lessons. Maybe google "How to make money?".
If you still don't get it then, just kill yourself

>>1285017
Yeah I know exactly what you need, there's this crazy place you can go to, you spend around 30 hours a week there helping out, and the end of the month they give you ANOTHER $1000, so then you can use the first $1000 to rent an apartment and get some food, you repeat this over and over and you eventually get more money! Don't tell your friends though, this is a pretty secret investment opportunity called "a job"