>tfw after 3 years and many spergy failed interviews I have

Any tips ?

>>1277889

I've only been good for to interviews, so I'm maybe not such a massive expert as I tried to portray.

Maybe some combination of the below factors

- Speak loudly and clearly and slowly
- Realise that interviews are mostly utter bullshit tick box exercises so know what they want and give it to them. Go in to as little technical detail as possible
- Watch Donald Trump's debate performances to see how improvising can be done
- Go through many interviews

I actually prepared less for my previous two interviews than for previous ones. Zero out loud rehearsals and I set a time limit of 1 hour in terms of preparing answers to anticipated questions.

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>>1277881
>tfw can just rock up in a suit unprepared and answer all their questions flawlessly

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>>1277881
Fuck. I applied for a minwage grocery store job and they fucking called me yesterday. I couldn't answer the phone and I'm still rehearsing what I'm going to say if I get the courage to call them back.

>>1277881
Did you actually get hired?

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>>1278157
I called them and they didn't answer. Why did I have to be so autistic and wait all day before calling

FUCKKKKK