Am janitor at Investment Bank, therefore an Investment Banker,

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I went into a bank once, ask me anything

I can give hot stock tips based on what I overhear while mopping out the mens room and kneeling down to scrub the tile grout.

last year i applied for a bank account and got rejected

ask me anything about running a hedge fund

you are doing a good service, kind sir.. Without your cleaning expertise, the whole financial world would cease to exist

it has been a well known fact that the Janitor is the secret mastermind in the bank.. the suits working there are just the greeters to keep up appearances

>>1276171
Do clients fly you out by helicopter to mop their floors?

>>1276515

You know they do.

After all I work at an investment bank, so that makes me an investment banker, even yhough my job title is officially janitor.

>>1276171
What's it like being an investment banker?

>>1276179
i have been called from a bank once ask me anything!

>>1276171
This would have been cooler if you would have said that you work at an investment bank and told people to ask stuff, and in the end sait you were just a janitor working there. Missed your chance for glory.

>>1277086
I saw a picture of a bank on the internet once, ask me anything.

>>1277100
I drove by a bank, ask me anything!

my dad made a deposit once in a bank and was rewarded with me as an investment
ama

I just read the wiki on banks, ama!

>>1277329
A non refundable one at that!

I spoke to a cute bank teller once, hence investment banker. AMA bros.

I live a mile away from a bank, ask me anything!

my last name is bank AMA