How to have the jew view on money? I need to reach jew levels

>>1275685
At 10% yearly return, $10 today becomes $11 next year, which becomes $12.10 in two years, $13.21 in three, $14.53 in four, and nearly $16 in five years. So every $10 you have now is actually worth $16 in five years. Now ask yourself. Is that Chipotle burrito worth 16 5-years-from-now dollars?

>>1275685
Easy, be Jewish.
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>>1275690
Without converting to judaism, I don't care about the six gorillian

For level 1 jew, live at home till age 30.
For level 2 jew, eat food only from grocery store and dollar menu at mcdolans, live at home till age 40.
For level 3 jew, also known as jewbermensch, eat only ramen noodles bought for 10 dollars per 100 pack from samsclub, buy clothes from walmart, target, and marshalls, get a european diesel imported from germany that gets 90 mpg, buy a skateboard and xbox for recreation, and live at home indefinitely.
Level 3 is very dangerous however, the government has been known to make level 3'ers disappear because of how toxic they are to the economy. If the economy was a persons body, a level 3'er would be like a group of sells that built a wall and told the body, fuck off, we dont need your oxygen and nutrients, we are self sufficient. The body then expells these cells, or rather gives birth to them, and what is born is none other then the mythically fabled level 4 jew.

>>1275706
OY VEY SHUT IT DOWN

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>>1275706
>jewbermensch