What went wrong?

>>1264773
Germans are historically not receptive to banking.

>>1264773
What went wrong!
>Socialism
>the EU
>Euro fags
This is were the WAR begins ....again

They didnt buy enough ETH

>>1265292
The Nazi's will love your commiecoins bro!

>>1265304
U woy m7

>>1264773
>oh shit we bought our own shorted credit swaps
>whoops there goes everything
>haha glad thats over
>oh shit SEC

God fucking dammit

I just realized Deutsche could be the fucking catalyst to pop the bubble we're in now

If these euro cunts go down we all do.

Mother fuckers.

I got all my money lying there. Should I bail out or something?

>>1265349
Get the fuck out of Deutsche right now

Their credit rating got dropped and theyre projected at 20% drop in value from SEC investigations and credit rating devaluations. If they get any more shit from the SEC or some european regulatory agency then that loss in value will dramatically decrease

Shorting Deutsche might be a good idea but im not 100% on it

Lehman Brothers in 2008
>$640 billion in assets
>26,000 employees worldwide

Deutsche Bank in 2015
>1.6 trillion in assets
>101,000 employees worldwide

Actually fucking Armageddon if they go belly up

>>1265362
>Actually fucking Armageddon if they go belly up
Yeah but only in the EU

KEK this is how you fuck the yuropoors up and make them ripe for harvest, it will not fail, but it will dive and we'll buy. Moody is a fucking weapon in our hands, stronger than any ballistic shit we could imagine.

>>1265353
The Deutsche Bank shares dropped about 50% in value this last year.

>>1265365
If the EU is fucked you think that has no impact on the world economy and united states?

>>1265367
EU will certainly not get as fucked as you believe it will, they have a far more stable economy through their social-democratic measures than we do, there will certainly be an impact but in no way as drastic as the USA or China had on the economy. They made a loss, Moody degrades them, shares fall, we buy in. Germans have been fucking with Russians since Schroeder, we have to gain the upper hand else we lose Europe. All geopolitics here.

>>1265375
>they have a far more stable economy through their social-democratic measures than we do
are you fucking joking? The EU is a fucking time bomb. The entire euro zone is at negative GDP growth and you think that the collapse of the continent's largest FOREX market and bank will just be ironed out because of democracy?

lick my fucking cock bernie sanders

>>1265378
Just watch and learn

>>1265382
>Just watch and learn
:^)

>>1265382
the only way to save AG is if they increase capital or reduce assets by 40 times what they own now and there isnt a market large enough to do either of these things

get fucked sanders

>>1264773
How long before the sand people get blamed?

>>1265365
Lol. This guy...
How dumb can you actually be?
If we go, that means you go with us. I bet that's going to go great with your already insane debts. Better get ready to enjoy the ride. x ;)

>>1265375
>far more stable economy through their social-democratic measures

you know, when each country has its own fiscal policy and the common monetary policy is forbidden to be a lender of last resort, any assymetric or symetric shock can cause a serious ripple.

USA fared better through the recession than EU did - a whole lot better

>>1265382
You mean 'just watch and Islam' !!!

>>1265389
>>1265459
So long

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bailout incoming