https://www.linkedin.com/in/ann-hew itt-17355742 She went t

>>1260663
im sure she still has her job with oil being 40 a barrel

>>1260663
She's cute.

But yeah, I help to build America and make modern life possible by working in the greatest industry under God.

>>1260689
Damn, McKinsey has some good looking women

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>>1260697

>>1260699
You're breaking my heart, man. Where do I meet women like this?!

>>1260701
>Where do I meet women like this?!
I'm gonna go with "at McKinsey"...

>>1260704
I knew someone would say this.

you do realize that IB and consulting jobs are made for good looking chads and stacys right?

>high paying jobs given to those with connections
>you get connections by having friends
>you get friends primarily by being good looking

>>1260663
>MBB consulting

no thanks, id rather not live out of a suitcase literally every sunday night through thursday evening, even if the work is interesting and pays extremely well.

Honestly, I would've been jelly of this in the 50s and 60s. These days MBB and IBD are usually the means to an end career wise, not the end themselves.

>>1260730
also this desu. most of these kids are going to leave after a few years for jobs in corp finance/corp dev.

What the fuck does a "business analyst" even do?

>>1260744
This is their promo video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2C5a2L5NHl0

>>1260744
Analyze business. Sounds boring as fuck.

>>1260745
Meh, not my type.

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>>1260758

>that intro

Holy shit McK really put their C team on this one

>>1260758
Sounds like a lot of bullshit.

They can't give concrete examples of what they do. They use corporate bullshit speak; research group, engagement, senior partners, team learning, team norms, etc.

Just trash. How do people live like this? When I go to work I am given a task and I complete it. I make as much if not more than these fucking clowns.

>>1260771
what do you do for a living?

chode monkey?

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>>1260777
What do business analysts actually do though?

Genuinely interested.

These people look like actresses inserted into linkedin by mckinsey in order to draw chumps in

nothing is real

>>1260777
I'm a valued team member in the international freight transportation sector that currently specializes in maintaining asset functionality on a time and safety sensitive basis.

>>1260781
their do business consulting.

A lot of business are very inefficient and ineffective in the way execute. They just help these business suck less

>>1260791
Kek

>>1260795
Keked again, sounds like a pretty lame job, that video doesn't help either.

>>1260797
99% of jobs are lame.

Welcome to life

>>1260797

It pays well and the field has virtually no limit on earning potential.

Hoever it's required that you have a deep fundamental understanding of many different business models, their execution, and areas that can be improved.

In the end people will probably hate you for making them obsolete or reducing their visible workload. If you're doing that you're making loads of dough though.

so mckinsey sends all these hot ass bitches out to an oil rig to 'analyze the business'? i'm guessing some autist at mckinsey's head office actually analyzes all the inefficiencies and the ladies just act as a middle man. the clients just keep paying the consulting fees to keep the babes at the oil rigs so they have something nice to look at.

>>1260806
>Hoever(sic) it's required that you have a deep fundamental understanding of many different business models,
How the fuck can a 23 year old girl have a deep understanding of really any business model?

>>1260699
damn

>>1260744
At my company it's a catch all title for salaried non management employees with a wide range of functions, from developing macros to creating process work flows, usually to help an ever dwindling supply of hourly employees do more and more work. It's a pretty good gig, any layoffs usually go after positions just above or below them. They usually get to work at home more, some even 100% remotely.

>>1260839
So they're the bean counters that come up with just about all the awful ideas because they've never worked in the field? Gotcha'.

>>1260834

If you don't have an understanding of basic business models by 23 you should leave this board.

>>1260847

While that does happen with a lot of business. A successful business holds its architects accountable.

The policies you're being so snide about are most likely made by some HR cunts.

>>1260849
He did not say an understanding of basic business models, but
>a deep fundamental understanding of many different business models, their execution, and areas that can be improved.
How can a 23 year old woman(or man), that has never worked in an oil industry come in and tell these people how they should be running it?

The answer is, they really can't, because they don't have nearly enough experience.

>>1260855
Nah, my complaints are mostly directed towards operating practices and standards. Nothing human resources would be concerned about.

>>1260859
what industry do you work in?

>>1260663
>>1260689
>>1260699
>>1260745

>Free college money.
>Social support from all angles.
>Affirmative action.

>Surprised she has all this free shit.

>>1260868
The railroad.

>>1260856

So nepotism and diversity hires (women included) exist. The people pictured at least have the credentials and can be taught to do their job eventually. Young blood is good some times if you can make the investment which is hiring them.

Some things that might seem like a fundamentally flawed business practices may have it's benefits in other areas.

>>1260872

The railroad has been regulated and constantly fucked with since it's inception. Archaic practices and government regulation; what you're saying doesn't surprise me.

>>1260781
they are basically the "middle managers" of individual contributors. I'm a developer, so when a new business workflow/process starts, the business analysts are the ones who create and give me the requirements for it.

some are really great, some of the best people I know, and some are fucking human stains on power trips and want nothing more than money and power. fuck them.

>>1260879
but most of these kids are going to leave after a few years for jobs in corp finance/corp dev

>>1260884
This is where I go back to people not understanding the industry. You really need to get hands on time with the railroad to begin to understand how and why certain practices have never changed.

I'd say that's the same for a lot of large industries. Some hot shot just out of college isn't going to figure out how to move freight faster or pull more oil out of the ground for less money.

Figuring that shit out takes time, experience, and a deep and fundamental understanding of a business model that cannot really be taught in a text book or powerpoint presentation.

>>1260834

Did you not see what he said?
>fundamentals

Consultant tell their clients recommendations, but they don't implement these recommendations themselves.

They pretty much say "Company A did X to receive 13% more annual profit. Company B is similar and in the same industry. Company B should also X"

>>1260758
I got grossed out by the normal plebs tier shit in the video. Oh yea, put a trendy garbage alarm clock, shit tier loser coffee machine, weighted out portions dog food Indian guy jogging like a flat footed deflated limp wrist. Everything screamed stereotypical underachieving losers.

>>1260894
Did you not see what he said?
>deep

Anybody can tell you to pay less overtime and turn off the lights at night to save money. That's simple shit.

>>1260663
Not just masturbate and play vidya. Bot a bunch of BTC when it was $5-10. Bot gold when it was $400. Nibbling on silver.

As far as being a W2 wageslave? Not a real accomplishment.

>>1260744
I work in an oil company.

A BA is usually assigned to product lines ( i.e. if you sell a specific purpose built computer system). Then they just meet with potential and existing customers of those products and milk requirements for further refinements. Also, they show up to meetings and clear any ambiguity if it arises. Since I'm on a software product, our BA is also a our SCRUM lead.

>>1260892
>You really need to get hands on time with the railroad

>being a peasant

>>1260901
So they're just a glorified salesman, no?

>>1260907
This peasant makes 6 figures and has better benefits than you most likely.

>>1260909
if you're so proud of yourself, post your resume or Linkedin profile? Obviously, you have nothing to be ashamed about

>>1260920
I don't have a or need a Linkedin. Especially not now after they've proven to be so inept at basic security measures.

Maybe they should hire some of the folks from McKinsley to help them get it together...

>>1260926
You don't have a resume either?

Looks like you're just a NEET

>>1260932
Why would I post a resume? I already have a job.

Is it really incredulous for someone here to have gainful employment?

Why don't you show us your resume and linkedin?

>>1260938
You've never created one ever? How you get your job in the first place? Any reputable job asks for at least a resume. Even through connections, they still take a quick glance at resumes.

only fast food jobs, don't ask for resume

>>1260944
I made one for the job when I got it a few years ago. Scribbled it on the back of one of those fliers you get for strip clubs. Sorry, but I can't get you a copy.

Why are you so desperate to see my personal details anyways? Were you going to pass them onto Ann Hewitt for me?

>>1260950
>trying to brag on 4chan
>flustered, when gets called out on bullshit when he can't show proof

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>>1260958
What proof does a resume offer that I have a job on the railroad?

Here, have a picture I took a while back of a consist.

>>1260895
Why are you so bitter fatso?

>>1261048
At least I ain't no shit tier coffee drinking flat footed curry smelling inbred bastard. You have to strive for an apartment that doesn't look like a $75 business type hotel room, no $10 haircuts and shit tier appliances is what I'm saying.

Booz Allen consultant here. Yea there's a decent amount of attractive, smart women here. I like it.

>>1260892
You're right you know.
I see this shit all the time on the pipeline.

Well since you asked

>Worked as an ecologist during high school
>Helped capture and study snakes
>Realized it wasn't for me
>Went off to college
>Studied medical laboratory sciences with a business minor
>Worked as an EMT during this time
>Saw all sorts of things
>Meth heads, people who blew their face open trying to get high off compressed air, gunshot victims, etc
>Realized this wasn't for me
>Graduated college and got MT(ASAP) certified
>Started working in a lab as a medical technologist
>Handled all kinds of samples
>Blood samples of patients with cancer, microbiology samples of people with necrosis, urine samples of people who drank antifreeze
>Realized this wasn't for me
>Went off to get my masters degree to become a physician's assistant
>Worked nights as a medical technologist to get through
>Went through my clinical rotations and met a dermatology doctor who was desperately trying to find a male PA to work in her office
>Got hired right after graduation
>Now I do dermatology work and I have learned to love it more and more

I'm 29 years old and I currently make $95k. That figure will likely go over $110k as dermatology PAs are the top paid in the field and I've just started. I had NY share of ups and downs but i built my own path.

Stop comparing yourself to others. Begin by working hard to define who you are. Further everyone else and focus all of your energy on you. You can't change the fact that there will always be people better than you. Hell, as a PA, I'm destined to have to work under a doctor for the rest of my life. But does that bother me? Not in the slightest. I have none of the headaches of being a doctor and running my own business while getting paid a pretty penny. I get to spend time with my girlfriend and my two pugs and life is good.

Find where you can be happy and pay no mind to everyone else.

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>Went to public in-state college
>Graduated with a BA 3.8
>Want to work for Federal government, apply to department of state, among other places
>No call backs for internships, no call backs for jobs
>Decide to move to Canada where most of my family is
>Get job working pipe insulation (shit money), but paid off my student loan
>Eventually quit for new job on oil rig (amazing money)
>Drilling season ends, get job at oilfield trucking company (good money)

>By now I'm a year out of school:
>Work at trucking company for 4 months then fly to Cambodia for 3 months to 'intern' at NGO
>Come back, oil has crashed, no jobs, can't go back to the states cuz my parents are renting out their house
>Stuck in Canada from December to March, just working out at the gym, stuck on family farm in dead of winter in an unfinished house
>Finally make it back to the states that Spring, there for a couple months, no fucking jobs but was happy to be back among my friends
>start studying the ASVAB

>Now two years out of college:
>Go back to Canada for the summer, work pipe insulation again till laid-off in September
>Friend tells me to apply for probation officer opening
>I apply, actually get fucking invited to begin hiring process!
>"holy fuck an actual job that requires a degree! I'm finally going to do something with it!"
>Stay in Canada a few more months applying for jobs, while completing paperwork online and phone interview for probation officer hiring
>Go back to States for a few months to further prepare
>Fail the polygraph test

>Now virtually 3 years out of school:
>Uncle passes away, told I was listed as beneficiary to his retirement
>"Woops actually its going to someone else we got the names confused lol sorry"
>Apply to grad school, take the GRE
>Now looking for a job for the summer till school starts.
>Been jobless since September 2015
>Now my school is trying to charge me out-of-state tuition for working in Canada... 150% mark up.

That's what I've done with my life.

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>>1260663
Women lose less money than men in the energy business.

>>1260894
This.

Management consulting has 0 reward/satisfaction apart from the bucks

>>1260901
Must be great to have a non-programmer making programming decisions and deadlines. I preferred having business analysts explain what they were trying to accomplish from the business side so I knew what the program was supposed to do.

>>1260958
>being a such jealous wagecuck

>take a business is trying to automate
>tell them to automate
>profit

its really that simple

Back to /r9k/ with you OP

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I GUARUNTEE YOU shes not that smart. probably had to study math in high school. Typical over achiever who thinks working her 120 iq entitles her to earn 10x what the avg 140 iq person earns. I know people who graduated hbs/wharton/booth/tuck/kellogg with 4.0s who literally complained about how hard physics was for them...
Like literally... Physics was hard for you.... And u are making 200k a year...
Thats like paying someone who couldnt do a pushup in high school to be nfl quarterbacks. Yeah, maybe a qb doesnt need to be able to do a pushup but really?

>>1261697
>took Physics 101 and got a B
>thinks he can get a Phd in Physics now

>>1261769
> took college level physics in 8th grade
>professor had me teach the class while he was out of town
This is actually much closer to the truth than what u said but w/e
Physics is the bigger joke than hillarys vocabulary

>>1260663
As someone who works in a field where everyone has advanced degrees, I've learned something which I believe would be very valuable to the underage anons on this board.

Get your undergrad from a college full of dumb people. Don't buy into this idea that you have to go a great undergrad program to succeed. I went off to an elite east coast college while nearly all my friends went to our state SEC school. The type of school where the acceptance criteria was having a SS number and a high school degree or GED.

These friends balled out GPA wise. One friend with a 3.9 bragged to me that he never once studied on a weekend.

Graduate programs do not care where you went to school. All that matters is your test score (LSAT, GRE, etc) and your undergrad GPA.

I scored very highly on my LSAT but my GPA was only in the 3.5 range. I got to go to a Tier 1 law school for 1/3 tuition. My SEC-school friends who were naturally smart did well on their respective entrance exams and thanks to their astronomical GPA went to elite grad programs.

The point I'm trying to make here is never assume someone is "intelligent" because of something like Wharton. On a recent assignment I had to work with several Tuck grads from another company. I was floored by how dumb they were. I looked them up and sure enough all of them went to shit colleges where being able to breath through your nose gave you a 4.0.

>>1261056

Can you describe what you work day is like?

>>1260667
Are you dense? It says right there that she works at McKinsey.

>>1260890
It doesn't matter because there will always be willing replacements and enough people willing to stay in for the long term.

According to Google she doesn't which is comforting
>>1260806
Lol have you ever had a job before? She has a manager that hands her tasks/projects that require probably 1/4th of what you're describing.

>>1261940
read the post i was responding to

>>1260781

Business Analysts take down requirements, build test cases, and translate those into deliverables developers can understand.

It's a individual contributor position at a middle-management level where pay starts at $60,000 and tops out at ~$100k.

>>1260856

The Operations people are busy handling the day-to-day.

You need somebody to understand requirements and produce deliverables. This is what Business Analysts are trained to do.

They need to be able to get and digest answers from those who have the technical expertise, they don't necessarily need to have all of the knowledge themselves.

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>>1262333
>deliverables

>>1261937
because the picture was taken yesterday... you can clearly see the date

>>1261153
at a place like McK, you won't get hired since you're a male. they've done multiple women only hiring events

>>1262339
fyi they also optimize core strategies and synergize business integration framework environments ... blah blah blah etc...meaningless string of buzzwords and gobbledygook...keeping a finger on the pulse of the innovation landscape!

McKinsey Consulting.
Hot Ass Motherfucking Bitches.

>>1261056
Gonna add to the "consultants don't do shit" fire but i just jumped industries and have only been at the firm for under two months. I'm currently on "the bench" aka I don't have a project yet and am not billable so I mainly meet people within the firm to get my face out there so I can be considered for potential projects. Anyways , a typical day

>Wake up at 7am bc the sun is in my goddamn face
>Fire up tinder/4chan
>No happenings? Get out of bed
>Turn on laptop, log into email/Skype
>Go make coffee and an amazing egg bagel
>4chan while I eat
>Think about going into the office
> Nahhh that would mean I have to get dressed
>Oh look its lunch time
>Make lunch
>Oh look it's 4pm
>Get dressed , go to gym, smash weights

Sadly that will probably end this week since I have a short term engagement. Coworkers are all pretty intelligent, mostly 26-33 yrs old, went to prestigious school , etc,etc. I like it so far.

I deliver packages for FedEx (express, not ground. pretty significant difference)
>get up at 4:45
>get ready, drive 25-30 mins to work
>clock in around 6
>deliver overnight shit which is usually due between 8-9a.m.
>depending on the amount of freight that day, either deliver more shit till 11 or 12, or clock out after 2-3 hours of work
>guaranteed 17.5 hours of pay a week since im part-time but sometimes get more

It's okay work, kinda fun and not very challenging, but I need to find some more side work or find something full time. Graduated college two years ago by the way, 3.6 GPA with a criminal justice major (terrible decision)

Am I missing something? All the McKinsey people posted ITT have <5 years of experience in a company of 17000. They aren't making shit.

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>>1262360
When I think of McKinsey I think of this retarded shit stain

>>1262417
a true visionary

>>1260663
>wharton
the I'm too stupid to get into a good college but my parents have money

>>1260697
every good law firm or investment bank hires only attractive people or at least above average looking.
If you don't believe check goldman and morgan. same shit.

I speak multiple languages, have a black belt in one martial art and have trained in several others, am working on a dual major in Psychology/Biochemistry-Genetics in a 3/2 program that lets me finish an Engineering: Applied Math and Science degree at Columbia. I'm hoping to qualify for the Olympics in 2020 in Judo and possibly Taekwondo. I run an import/export business during my summers, and am a published author.

Not everyone on the internet is a fucking loser anon.

>>1260783
this

>>1262495
>Not everyone on the internet is a fucking loser anon.
Yeah, but it is filled with liars.

>>1262495
You didn't also happen to be the Navy Seals did you?

>>1260958
your English is trash and you sound like a bad person

>>1262416
a multitude of women only hiring events

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How much do BA in consulting companies get paid? I work in advertising and my salary is 70k with unlimited increase potential.

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>tfw can't be a hot chick to raise my odds of getting into businesses
White male privilege my ass

>>1262535
it's not sexist because male privilege

>>1262535
hmmm i don't know. are they all kikes? fucking jewish liberal media D:<

>>1262535
God this picture triggers me. Why has society stoop so low?

>>1262535
This explains everything I ever needed to know about the Huffington Post.

>>1262534
>with unlimited increase potential.
Think about that statement.

>>1261835
Professor had me teach the class while he was out of town.

And you stayed in middle school and went to high school for what reason? Why not go directly to college?

>>1262409
If I was you I'd be applying every day to police recruit positions at the Sheriffs, Local Police and CHP (state troopers). Here in California the police are always hiring.

BA makes ~75-85k and current path takes them to 200k+ within 3 years

>>1262535
Explains why Huffington Post's articles are just futile exercises in rambling bullshit with a liberal slant.

>>1260699
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>>1260871
underrated post

>>1260908
mostly just a liasion between clients and engineers from my experience, since you dont want spergs interacting with the customers

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>>1260663
When are you dumbasses gonna figure out that corporations serve as "harems" for older men?

>Outsource all the real hard stuff to Indians and Chinese.
>Get sorta functional yet attractive women doing "administrative" work that you can fuck on the side because they're interested in "career advancement".
>Profit immensely and run to the bank.

I am so, fucking jaded with the system.

>>1262668
you wouldnt happen to be NEET would you?

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But will they ever truly know self worth, pried from the cold, dead hands of doubt, remorse, regret and fear?

No.

>>1260663
Ive applied for business analyst position but haven't heard back, now I know why.

>>1262668

Not sure if it's a harem, but sleeping with a first year BA is basically a right of passage at McK.

>>1262696

Make a female CV with qt pic then show up as you are. Explain that you transitioned to male over the weekend.

>>1262719
I'm fucking tempted, apparently having a vagina is the most important qualification

>>1262726
Not just anyone can have a vagina.

>>1260663
>She works at McKinsey and makes more money than you.
>Business Analyst
Nope. Ex-accenture here, 'analyst' is an entry level position.

>>1262495
literally none of those things are hard

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>>1260663
>What have you done with your life, Neets?
>Masturbate and play video games?
That's very presumptuous of you and I'm actually kind of offended. I watch anime rather than play video games.

Totally makes sense to me now,

I just graduated with a 3.5 from a state school and can't find a job for the life of me. ( finance, business, credit, accounting, loans )

but the chicks who graduated with me not only got jobs but they had a pick of multiple high paying jobs right out of school.

I am looking at 35-40k, the girls i talk to all got jobs starting 60-75k.

WTF ?? its depressing, i can't even get a call back on internships that are unpaid

>>1261853

This is also quite true in the UK, but maybe not as much.

I got a 1st class degree in comp sci from a shit university. Nobody gives a shit where it's from, they only care that it's a first class degree in comp sci.

I've only ever come across one or two job ads so far that mandated having gone to a top 10 university, and they both considered me anyway.

>>1263071
Agreed, but with caveats.

Essentially the requirements for most decent graduate jobs (and not diversity seeking grad programs) seem to be a 2:1 or above from Russel Group or a 1st from a second rate uni.

Also I've had experience of Oxbridge candidates being considered with a 2:2, despite the requirements being 2:1.

It does seem to matter where you get your undergrad from, but the field of study and grade matters a lot more.

>>1261853
everything in this post is wrong

>>1263071
>1st class degree

literally the UK is the only country in the world where employers care what grades you got in uni

For the average 20 something white man here, busting your ass off at a corporate shithole is the very definition of failure.

Work out, sharpen your skills, travel. Become unique. Actually join corporate hell when you have a family.

>>1262621
I don't want to be a cop anymore

>>1262505
I am a 6'4" fry cook at Wendy's, I make $175,000 a year, drive a Corvette and have a 10 inch cock.

>>1263164
Right, because I can somehow get a job despite the 1-2 year hole in my resume due to the travel I could magically afford.

>>1264614
So she was Miss Canada?

Pretty cool.

>>1263976
Dont. Im about to quit because the word douchebag is about a 450 thousand percent understatement when used to describe my coworkers. Some of them literally joke about ruining some kids life because he was selling a little bit of grass.

>>1264693
you're a cop? i was thinking about becoming a cop. where do you work?

>>1263976

And what else are you gonna do with that useless degree? Do the cop thing, get out after a couple of years and go into private security.

>>1260663
>large forehead
>disproportional face
>wide eyes
>large nose
>Ivy League
>Hewitt

My bad, I don't have a father in the Texas oil industry and I'm not Jewish. Also, consulting is a meme.

I probably make more money than her too.

>>1260663
>finished mechanical engineering bachelors
>couldn't find a job and got impatient
>entered phd program for mechanical engineering
>3 years in and regretting it every day
that about sums it up

Wtf is a 'business analyst"

I'm guessing this is a bullshit job since 99% of them are women, not just in this thread, but all over linkedin

>>1260714
it's pretty obvious by the fact that the first one had a finance internship before she even started her undergrad degree. it's hard enough to get internships while you're an undergrad, much less before you even entered college yet.

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>>1263046

op is a fucking stalker

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>>1260871
this anon more or less sums it up.

These women have it made. Not only do they have a system that gives the plenty of free money for school and whatnot from the gov, but they also have a million Chads and betabux losers lined up to make their lives easier, literally floating them from any point A to point B in their life on a cushy fucking cloud of cock and compliments.

They don't have it a hundredth as hard as a white male who comes from any working class (or previously middle class) background,.

I laugh every time I see some smiley-faced liberal arts PhD cunt all happy as fuck about life. Yeah, because you had it easy, you turboslut retard. Hardship for you was choosing an amount of cheek muscle recovery time between sucking off the professor and the Chad you're living with for free rent and other shit.

>>1260663
Good for her. I went to Duke, got a BA in history, followed by an M.Ed from Clemson, found I hated teaching and as soon as my required 4 years was done (free Masters in exchange for teaching for 4 years,) opened a pawn and gun. Now I bring home about $170k/year net after taxes. To each their own.

>>1266690
what the hell is wrong with people these days?

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>>1266690
Goddamn, somebody post that over in /r9k/. They'd love to sperg on it.

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>>1266690
>I laugh every time I see some smiley-faced liberal arts PhD cunt all happy as fuck about life. Yeah, because you had it easy, you turboslut retard. Hardship for you was choosing an amount of cheek muscle recovery time between sucking off the professor and the Chad you're living with for free rent and other shit.
Oh the butthurt!

>>1266836
Yeah. I do hope I'm born a hot woman in the next life so that whenever life gets tough I can just suck a cock.

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>her job makes 70k a year
>she went to a top tier school
>2 degrees


>Go to USC Marshall
>Drink non stop
>Barely Graduate

I make 65k a year as an Advisor with Wells Fargo plus commissions on my production which can add up to 20k more

Looks like shes in the wrong industry

https://www.glassdoor.com/Salary/McKinsey-and-Company-Salaries-E2893.htm

138k is less than I make
sorry op

There's a lot of clueless people in this topic and board. If you think the "big 4" is prestigious then you're clueless.

A lot of these investment banking fronnt office and consulting jobs are handed to ivy grads due to on campus recruiting. It's not like that in the UK, where even oxbridge and LSe people apply in the same way, through the online form. networking is also emphasised a huge amount for graduate jobs in these areas in the USA, unlike the UK.

In addition to the ignorance noted above, we're seeing the typical murrikan ignorance of class. "omg I see everything now! rich people had it easier!" well fucking duh guys, welcome to yesterday! Your stupid culture immediately turns all questions of social class conflict in to a battle between poor deserving tyrone / pedro / shaniqua vs those big bad dumb rednecks who fuck their sisters! The NYT / washpo / atlantic are 100 times worse than the Guardian. The guardian writers are not even bad people, in general. they don't hate poor people. Your liberal media does.

Also look at your university application process that's heavily weighted towards extracurriculars. Of course all these people at ivy leagues are rich as hell wasps.

What's really laughable is that everybody in the UK knows that our PM is posh as hell, as much as possible. Murrikans literally saw Bush (who went to Andover or exeter) as one of da lads. Stay ignorant lads!

>>1266711
Liberal politics allowing people (especially girls) to do what ever they hedonistic amygdala tells them to with no afterthought of the consequences.

There is no longer any thought to trust, honour, comradery etc.>>1266777

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>>1266690
>>>/r9k/

>>1260663
>>1260689
>>1260699
>>1260745

They remind me of my ex

>tfw

Yes, she finally wised up that I am a neckbeard NEET and dumped me

>>1267907
lol, i can give you a true 0/10 seeing as how no one bought it