What would your dream office look like /biz/? Why?

>>1260476
Well..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YsLk5dEhh40

>>1260476
pretty close to that to be honest

>>1260476
Not as gaudy as the one in the OP that's for sure.
Nice view though.

>>1260476
It wouldn't have a bunch of fucking plates on display, that's for sure.

>>1260561
>>1260563
Holy shit

>>1260565
those plates are from the Roman Empire

>>1260569
So what? They still look ridiculously out of place, just like that damn chimney. Is this guy running a museum or what?
>Inb4 hurr durr you're just jealous

>>1260572
hurr durr you're just jealous

>>1260578
>muh roman empire
Why would I aspire to fail? In case you didn't know Rome fell pretty damn quick and now their relics are fucking tourist attractions.

>Instead of pottery fill the shelves with toys
>Get work done on -three- monitors
Someday the dream will happen.

>>1260476
that glass table is fugly and so are those cyan cabinets, i'd probably have oxblood stained wood table and cabinets. and also a badass PC and like 4-5 monitors, 3 1080p/1440p for racing sim, 1 4k for work and, 1 4k for work/gaming

Four walls, a nice wooden desk, a chair, and a bookshelf. Fanciness is for retards and faggots.

File: 155767339.jpg (370KB, 1024x683px) Image search: [Google]

370KB, 1024x683px

>>1260476
That may be one of the ugliest rooms I've ever seen. If that's what you're dream office is like then I imagine you'll be the sort of person who smokes cigars and wears very expensive clothing but manages to make them look gaudy and cheap.

pic related is my ideal office. Simple and cozy but looks good.

>>1261204
this

>>1260642
Learn history dumbshit

File: ASFD5QIoC18.jpg (37KB, 383x480px) Image search: [Google]

37KB, 383x480px

Anything fancier than pic related is reserved for try hard faggots who are attempting to convey an image they don't truly believe they can convey on their own.

>>1260642
This entire post is fucking stupid. You're fucking stupid.

>>1261276
>>1261204
"fancy" isn't a synonym for gaud or ornate. Often, "fancy" things aren't too ornate.

>>1261298
fancy is almost always ornate

ornate isn't a synonym for gaud

>>1261328
>female population density; historical, current & projected: 0

File: zazen_and_nature_by_aik_art-d3i4beg[1].jpg (1MB, 1920x1200px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1920x1200px

>>1260476

'Cause I have money and people working for me, leaving me time to be free.

File: image.jpg (170KB, 596x446px) Image search: [Google]

170KB, 596x446px

Something like this, I don't think an office needs a tv or anything too distracting. Offices are designed to be used for work.

File: lect.png (231KB, 720x400px) Image search: [Google]

231KB, 720x400px

>>1261234
>>1261276
These, pretty much. Either traditional or tastefully minimalist. I'd go with traditional for an office where I expect to meet people.

Spacious. Very high ceiling. Hardwood floors. Desk with a rug underneath, and some chairs in front of it. Those are my basic requirements, picked up from seeing Hannibal Lecter's office in the TV series.

>>1261679
I like Satan's arranged desk.

File: pulp.png (313KB, 718x464px) Image search: [Google]

313KB, 718x464px

>>1261704
Probably something more like this on my budget, though.

File: ex-zon12.jpg (48KB, 500x373px) Image search: [Google]

48KB, 500x373px

>>1260476

puts a fucking window in the middle of his office
da fuck

>>1261674
The fuck is going on with that desk?
Is that a real design, or some trickery?

>>1261328
>>1261390

Female population density; historical: 3 (deceased)

Last seen alive by resident (1)

>FTFY

>>1260476
outsourcing, i'm from India, i just need to find someone from USA or some other country who can get the software engineering contracts from there and we both will make money. a lot of it.

File: 25 Canada Square.jpg (48KB, 454x340px) Image search: [Google]

48KB, 454x340px

>2016
>Not hiring office space when you need it
>not having a virtual office
>pic related

>>1260476
>glass desk
Eeew....

>>1261510
And what actual work could you do in your image? Read a book and relax?

File: Dream Office.jpg (42KB, 736x397px) Image search: [Google]

42KB, 736x397px

>>1260476
This, if we're talking about dream and not what it realistically will be.

>>1262103
in your dream your office will have no windows.

it may be a closet at that point.

what else is in that closet anon?

>>1262196
Not every office is meant to have windows.

>>1260476
That office looks like it has never seen any real work. It's just for show and the ego of someone who's daddy did all the work. Don't think your visitors won't see/realize that.

My office is floor to ceiling books and files with 3 computers and 7 screens. Anyone who steps in my office knows that I am serious about what I'm doing and DON'T FUCK WITH ME.

>>1261510
that's almost as big as my flat

>>1262060
Yeah and maybe browse around on a laptop, pretty comfy work with lots of naps to be honest.

>>1261679
Ah, Stierlitz
Come in.

>>1260476
holy fuck, you probably have contrast stitched designs on the pockets of your blue jeans and wear graphic Ts under a blazer.

fuck.

File: 144711515.jpg (831KB, 1024x683px) Image search: [Google]

831KB, 1024x683px

Your office should be about productivity. Not a sight seeing spectacle.

>>1262920
Nice!

>>1262920
what game?

>>1263002
Underagefag detected

>>1261710
where ist das from?