What's the safest way to make some illegal money as a poorfag

beat up 13 y/o's and take their lunch money.

>>1247460

Then what's better?

Rob from the homeless.
They are far too weak to chase you.

>>1247464
c-c-c-cocaine!

You're going to have to deal with coke heads though, so it's a tradeoff, like everything in life.

>>1247470

Dunno where to get cocaine though

Any suggestions besides cocaine? I'm serious about this

>>1247458
lol weed, r you fucking twelve? if your going in the drug meme at least sell something that don't need a fucking suitcase to transfer and without the most known odor in the world anon.

>wanna go illegal
>isnt ready to rob shit

>>1247734

I wanna do something that earns me a little on the side but has a low probability of getting me caught

>>1247745
Be a money mule on craigslist.

>>1247754

Interesting
Seems risky though.
Looks like I'd be the first to be caught

Shameless selfbump
Are you guys telling me you don't do any illegal shit?

>>1247923

Correct.

Try /b/

>>1247924

Fug