Need.Money.Fast

Ask your parents

>>1243324
No can do, they broke senpai

Uber driving 24h

>>1243307
Go to a public area and hold up a sign saying "Need money to feed family".

Begging is a surprising lucrative endeavor. As long as your willing to swallow your pride, you can make 300 in no time easily.

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stocks

>>1243353
Can't make money on stocks if you don't have money you tard.

>>1243307
borrow 20 bucks from 15 people.

>>1243382
take a loan fag

>>1243409
>taking out a loan to invest in the stock market
this is only viable if you are already reasonably certain you are going to commit suicide

>>1243409
If OP can take a loan, then he can just use the loan towards the $300 he needs. Stocks was a retarded suggestion any way you look at it.

>>1243430
no, you can always take another loan out to pay the first loan off, or use your credit card.
you dont ever have to go broke

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>>1243353
god fucking damn it some people are fucking just retarded, feels like you are from the US

>>1243440
no i am not from us? who is us? retard how would i know where you were? us? us? us? whos? Who is us? you?

>>1243445
You are just proving how retarded you are

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>>1243458
Who are?
I think you are wrong and should apologize
geez

>>1243307
use the money from your job

Cut lawns?

>>1243345
Panhandling pays far over the minimum wage usually. Still fairly deporable in many cases. I remember seeing someone who had no arms and used a metal rod with a KFC cup on the end instead though. I gave him a little something.

>>1243307

can you write? i need a writer who some marketing (common sense) skills.

>>1243483
Yeah, I'm eloquent kek. Please don't be trolling tho

What kind of life crisis requires 300 in 10 days

>>1243496
This, OP. I too am interested

payday loan
credit card
autoloan

>>1243496
>>1243510
You'd tease me If I told you.

>>1243541
C'mon OP. This is 4chan. No one teases on 4chan. We are all adults here.

>>1243307
i will give you $300 if you suck my dick deepthroat and swallow with a smile.

>>1243353
May I ask what platform you are using

>>1243541
do you want us to help you or not

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>>1243307

>Have you ever drank a glass of black rhinoceros blood? Of course not. I was just being colloquial to start this story with an anecdote. The first time I had a glass I was in South Africa taking a celebratory drink on Johannesburg after completing a successful hunt. You see in South Africa they don't hunt lion or elephant. We hunted a more dangerous game: the kaffir or black man. I finally had a 7 year old boy cornered in an Oingo Bongo merchandise warehouse when the thoughts passed through my mind: Should I pull the trigger? Can I ever come back to who I was before this moment? I pulled the trigger made my first 100 million dollars. This is something you need to ask yourself, can I pull the trigger on this deal amd make the right choice? 10% funding for 85% ownership and prima nocte rights to your daughters.

>>1244317
RobinHood for Android

Otherwise I use InteractiveBrokers

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>>1243307
i will give you $301 if you suck my dick deepthroat and swallow with a bigger smile.

>>1244363
i will give op $310 if suck my dick deepthroat and swallow with a smile hen licks off the last drop from the tip with a cheerful wink.

i will give op $311 if suck my dick deepthroat and swallow with a smile hen licks off the last drop from the tip with a cheerful wink and much more later. As a smart investor not going over $311.

Why don't you sell food or treats

>>1243307
$7.25/hr * 52 hours * 80% = $301.60

literally get a minimum wage job you stupid lazy fuck

>>1243307
This is why loans exist, retard.

>>1244355
robinhood is only available in countries that support liberty (i.e. murrica).

what can i use as a yuropean?