I'm broke. Any idea on how to make money m (serious)

make porn videos of your mom and sell for profit

Sell some of your shit, muthFukka.

And then invest in real estate

manufactured spending

Assess your expenditure
Cut down on the biggest section
Rinse and repeat until not broke

Even making minimum wage and working full time you should have left over money to put into your savings. If not, get some roommates. If that still isn't enough, then buy food at cheaper stores. If that isn't enough, shop for far cheaper car insurance or get rid of your car altogether if you do not need it.

Make a name for yourself as a scat camwhore.

>>1243151

learn a trade (plumber, HAVC, electrician)

Jesus it's so fucking simple.

1. Continue working job.
2. Learn new skills after work and over weekends.
3. Leverage new skills to freelance.
4. Apply for jobs in the new field, using your freelancing and happy clients as your resume.
5. Get job in new field.
6. Quit old job.

This is the simplest formula ever.

http://smartpassiveincome.com

if you want to ask questions, this is my thread
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>>1243209
mirin mustache

>>1243151

Get a second job. Cut your expenses.

Grow herbs in your closet for extra income.

>>1243826
if you don't live in a large city, you can get away with tapping the power

Play the lottery, but only purchase one ticket per day. Buying multiple tickets barely increase your odds of winning, but if you don't buy any, then your odds remain at 0%.

Overall you'll go through a lot of losses but make up for it with those small payouts, but what you're looking for is the big hit winner. Once you get that, cash it in and poof you made it.

Simplest formula ever.

>>1243829
buying one card barely increases your chances of winning

>>1243830
Right, but there's a threshold.

Zero tickets = impossible chance of winning.

One ticket = tiny chance, but it's a chance.

one hundred tickets = tiny chance, but it's a chance.

It's one of those "you always miss 100% of the shots you don't take" things.

>sales job on commission, practice sales skills, you'll always have a job if you do
>freelance consulting related to the job you currently do of its an office job. Steal as much of your company's intellectual property as you can and don't get caught
>become a fireman or something