>"Please provide 3 references"

>>1240401
iktf

>>1240415

What did you do? I'm thinking about just putting down fake phone numbers and hope they dont call

Or should I just leave them blank

>>1240401

Get friends. Have them cover for you as references. Easy.

If you're lucky you can use a parent who owns a business as a reference and say you work for them. Even better if your parent has a different last name from you.

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>>1240401
I'm tired of hearing faggots like you complaining about being dumb sacks of shit. God forbids you to ever have thought of working FT while being in college. If only I've gotten a dollar for every time I've heard fresh college graduates act like their degree justifies their zero xp. "Boohoo I think xp is only an add-on that will look nice on my resume". No, your mommy and daddy covered your ass so you didn't even think twice about why you will not find a "good paying job" for another 5 years. You were lazy in college, so now you will have to slave away at some entry level job that you could have endured during your college years. Even then, there's so many of you witless retards around that you hold no advantage nor value so you won't even be able to compete with the college students that already has 4 years of xp and good cress under their belt.

>>1240444
This times 100

>"/biz/, /pol/ and /g/. Search my trip in the archives :^)"
>"You browse the sekrit club? YOU'RE HIRED!"

I can dream.

>>1240784
>he finds all dem /d/ posts

>>1240444
>Get friends.

Implying I have any friends...

>>1240784
Oh fuck. I would never tell anyone in the business world I browse /biz/. That would probably be a career ender. No, this is more a guilty pleasure for me.

>>1240795
4ching is a guilty pleasure

tfw my grandpa owns rentals & owned an apartment complex - most of my work experience

tfw my aunt is the campaign & finance director for a congressman - volunteer

tfw my uncle is a dentist with his own practice - waiting in the wings to put on a resume as work experience


but I've never had a job call desu

>>1240444
Then when a real background check happens they find out you lied because your """employer""" has no supporting documents to prove it.