What are some ways to lie on your resume such that you won't

>>1238470
buy some "forgive me, boss" knee pads and get to work

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>>1238470
Just be smart and figure it out or be fired

>>1238470

Lie about your experience in a field that is easy to learn w/ no professional training.

Research the industry and terminology...

After all this is done, you're basically qualified for the job anyway.

>>1238499
>a field that is easy to learn w/ no professional training

McDonalds?

>>1238503

Why would you lie about experience to work at Mcdonalds?

>>1238470

Here's some ones I like:

> 100 years of experience (include past lives)

> personal friend of Jesus Christ (list John the Baptist as a reference)

> Have gone balls deep with no less than 7 women

> Invented tin foil

>>1238494
Basically this, I was an accounting major in college and barely understood it then. But then I joined the navy as an officer and got out and got a job in accounting. Basically had to fudge alot of "freelance accounting" gigs to get hired but they mostly liked the military experience anyways.

Just got fired 6 months into the job because they felt my knowledge base was too low.

So if youre job is very vague like being a lawyer or accountant which takes alot of learned knowledge, I wouldn't recommend fudging your resume. Or do I like I did and prepare to get fired from your first job but atleast now I have actual experience.

>>1238541
>this retard was a fucking officer in the Navy

God help us

>>1238551
It literally takes going to college for 4 years to be a commissioned officer.

Seriously.
They put kids in with no experience in the military whatsoever, other than running around their college campus, to command people.

>>1238554
I know mate I actually strongly considered apply after university

Thank christ I didn't do that

I would have to work with literal retards like this guy
>>1238541

>>1238541
>barely understood accounting in college
>fired from a fucking accounting job
>was in the military

God damn you must be a walking abortion

>>1238470

Hope to god your Google-fu and Wikido is strong.