Are Jaguars the true /biz/ car ?

>>1181307
I saw an XJL Portfolio at the mall today. Parked waaay in the back.

>>1181307
Yes. Look formal enough so you look rich but also sporty enough to have fun with.

look good but they depreciate like a motherfucker.

>>1181307

Close, but the correct answer is Maserati

>>1181307
No. They're true nignog mobiles that depreciate like a sinking boulder. You'd be better off with one of those Tesla Model 3's with a sports package whenever they come out.

A sports package on one tells people that you're on the forefront of things, projecting that you're intelligent, and it also will open up conversation where people will try to tell you that they're still not cheap enough to be effective. That's when you can tell them that they're cheaper than a new mustang (or other american car) with a few options.

Then they will think, hmm smart and good with money.

That's if you own an upscale business or rental home.

Anything else and you're better off with a fucking shitbox. Only purchase a nice automobile if you can sway the right people with it.

That means not women but clientele. For women you can just purchase a few nice looking branded shirts and shit to wear out on occasion and that will be good enough for most people.

>>1181307
Not even close. Get the indestructible Japanese econobox, a paid off home and put the rest in the system at 2% to pay the taxes.

Have you learned NOTHING?

>>1181307
That is a wannabee-biz car.
True biz-Jews doesn't pay for a brand or marque.

>>1181307
Jaguars are just British Mustangs.

Ugly, unreliable, overpriced cars that some people believe are actually performance vehicles.

>>1181307
No. That'll be the Honda Civic. Reliable and affordable.

>>1181307
Any car over $20,000 can't be the car of /biz/. Get a Corolla or a Civic.

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>>1181617
>>1181602
>>1181396
These guys are right. Get a reliable Japanese car such as:
-toyota
-Mazda
-Honda