20 year old and want to start a retirement fund. What should I do?

Buy ethereum. Right now.

>>1175409
take 5-10% of wages or income
and put it in a separate account
set up a standing order or debit to that account done

>>1175415
no

Finance is a slippery slope, like how satan describes hell. You realize you need more liability, and then below there is always a blacker sulfar pit waiting to swallow you, this cycle continues until you die. Take the blue pill, be a good goy and spend all your money on alcohol.

>>1175718
Fed here. Just wanted to thank you ahead of the time for the inflated donation.

Open an ira

Or better, get a job with a 401k and a match.

>>1175409
I don't get it how do they get through the wall? Is it a Trojan horse? The Mexicans gave US a giant piñata? Why would US accept a giant piñata? Or a million Mexicans beat down the wall like it was a giant piñata? I don't understand please explain thanks

>>1176084
US accept piñata as compensation in exchange for all the previous damage done in US by mexican immigrants.
Actually filled with even more immigrants.

Even if they don't care for the piñata initially, I'm sure you can trick them into accepting it.