Hey /biz/. If one doesn't care to live much longer, what are some risky but profitable routes to pursue? Sort of like I'm probably going to die soon, but leaving my family some money would be a nice gesture.
I've heard of taking out a massive amount of student loans, then putting it all on black in Vegas.
Anything else /biz/ would recommend?
>>1172081
Sell memes on /biz/
>>1172083
That sounds very safe and unlikely to make money. Kind of the opposite of what I was looking for.
>>1172081
Invest in some kneepads
>>1172081
take out regular bank loans too. tell them youre starting a landscaping business and you need machinery.
also why are you gunna die man?
>>1172081
>risk is no concern
kek
give me your money, 300% expected returns but I cannot guarantee anything
>>1172081
let me forex trade all your money for you ;) [email protected]
>take out a bunch of loans
>distribute to family
>teach them to keep secret
>die
>>1172081
Rob a bank
Life insurance
>>1173424
Run a botnet and commit fraud
High risk high return
>>1172081
If risk is no concern, bet your life savings on something that has 1:10000 odds
>>1173444
Well op?
Unironically this, if you can't get a loan >>1173427
Very high risk but very big reward. Just pass them a note saying "this is a robbery, money in the bag pls." Easy $40k+ if you don't get caught.
If the cops surround you just blow your brains out
>>1173535
Banks hold under a few thousand you retard.
Literally high risk no return.
>>1173444
It's actually low risk high reward
>>1172081
Just get a whole load of Trumpcoins and wait until he wins the Republican nomination.
>>1173755
Really? Seems like high punishments desu